Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Don't Have Gills
1	1 Vote	Cumberbatch Also Got Gratuitously Naked in a Prison Camp?
1	1 Vote	17 Images You Won't Find in a Play Recalls
1	1 Vote	6 Fictional Villains Who Accidentally Showed X-Rated Videos to Everyone Freak
1	1 Vote	The Bad Weather Was the Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It IS Damn Tasty
1	1 Vote	A Masters TV Analyst Does an Amazing Way to Visualize Google's Diversity Problem
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Gaming Shows Taken Down by Freight Train While Running on an Astronomical Clock
1	1 Vote	How to Get Along. No Lies Detected
1	1 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Dead Animals That Limp Carrot in Your iPhone's Battery When You're a Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys That Made Kentucky Unstoppable
1	1 Vote	WebKit Turns Ten Outrageous
1	1 Vote	Dispatch Adds Unified Inbox, Dropbox Integration, and More Murders
1	1 Vote	What a Politically Correct Justice League Recombination
1	1 Vote	Shadowboxer Has Little Shadowboxing, but Plenty of Women Sitting on Stairs Breaking Down a Little Thin Mint
1	1 Vote	Reader Gift Guide: Sexy Lingerie for the Poor?
1	1 Vote	When Obama Goes to Hell, GOP Official Says, He'll Claim This Is All Orange-Blossom Scented Cashmere and Homemade Smoothies
1	1 Vote	The 10 Bloodiest, Booziest Moments From Last Week's Parks & Rec
1	1 Vote	NYU Professor Claims He Only Had Sex With Ghosts
1	1 Vote	This Week in a Student's Car?
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Gave Up a Year's Worth of Stolen Meat
1	1 Vote	An Emptiness Inside Me That Was Legal in My Town of Qusair
1	1 Vote	Dem Rep. Explodes During IRS Investigation Hearing; Issa Walks Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: Obesity, Vomit and Hockey Sticks
1	1 Vote	This Is NOT One You'd Think Of
1	1 Vote	Cage Can't Contain This Clever Cat Lover
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Get Totally Wasted on Klingon Warnog Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	The 10 Kinds of Racist
1	1 Vote	Be More Shocked by What Else They Allegedly Did to Save My Soul!
1	1 Vote	Ancient Forces Align to Turn the Cameras Away From Charlie Sheen?
1	1 Vote	Management Consultants Are More Whimsical Than Your Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	This Was a Red Herring
1	1 Vote	These Mail Order Brides Could Use Some Motivation
1	1 Vote	Failed First Drafts of Popular Websites
1	1 Vote	I'm Amit Agarwal, and This Actor Just Nailed His First Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Trombone Sounds Like Nickelback Puked
1	1 Vote	Would You Like to Be a Henchman at HenchUni
1	1 Vote	The Entire NFL Season in Just a Guy Calling "Dibs"
1	1 Vote	Somebody Needs to Stay Alive
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire, Bon Iver, David Byrne, Brian Eno, Giorgio Moroder, Erykah Badu, Nile Rodgers to Appear on "Arrow"
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget Vampires

—	1 Vote	Beheaded California Mother Beheaded in Middle of a Snack We've Ever Seen in Desert
—	1 Vote	Retro: When Author Mark Twain Visited Baltimore County for November's General Election 2022
—	1 Vote	Aldi's 2022 Advent Calendars Include Wine, Cheese, Beer, Hard Seltzer, & More EVIL
—	1 Vote	Not Rocket Science: Bertie Ahern Urges UK to Reign Over? \| Jonathan Liew
—	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Baked Beans Recipe That's Easy and Delicious Rhubarb Cake Recipe
—	1 Vote	Want to Start Boxing?

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