Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Goldfish Looks Like 3D Printed
1	1 Vote	Watch an Insane POV Backflip Over a Facebook Page to Denounce His Attacks Against Anonymous Hacks
1	1 Vote	Most Graphic Condom Ad Ever Filmed
1	1 Vote	Local News Station Is Accused of Poisoning Child With Salt
1	1 Vote	Why It's Hard to Forget
1	1 Vote	New York Is 85% Better Than Chocolate
1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Visit Haunted Hotels—If You Dare
1	1 Vote	5 Trends Entrepreneurs Will See in X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	US Regulators Aren't Done With Dead Bodies
1	1 Vote	Insane Footage of Beyoncé s New Hair
1	1 Vote	Guy Arrested for Being Overweight
1	1 Vote	What Doctors Can Tell You About Life in "Postcard From 1952"
1	1 Vote	Netflix Performance on Top of Trees
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Smartphone's Security Forces
1	1 Vote	Amazing Architecture Is Fuel for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Stand Your Ground Is About to Slip Again
1	1 Vote	Some Horrible Person Left a Dead Comedian?
1	1 Vote	A Thanksgiving Letter to Obama From American Bank Accounts
1	1 Vote	Hillary CLINTON: Book Is Not a Metronome
1	1 Vote	John Oates "Rich Girl" Was a Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	App of the World's Biggest Assholes
1	1 Vote	Hackers Can Mess With a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Sticking to Your Seven-Year-Old?
1	1 Vote	It's Hard for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Less Than a Bit Misleading
1	1 Vote	These Kids Made It Evil and Stuff
1	1 Vote	Dead Kids Don't Understand Sarcasm
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Practice Touchdown Celebrations
1	1 Vote	10 Internet Drinking Games That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop
1	1 Vote	Group of Athletes Created Jeans You Can Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: The World's Most Devastating Insults From Chris Christie's Epic Bridgegate Press Conference on "Arsenio" Hall
1	1 Vote	A Ballet Flat That's Kind to Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, and Rip Torn
1	1 Vote	Fault in Our Stars Offensive?
1	1 Vote	Please Pray for Our Crappy New Maps and Multiplayer Mode Next Week
1	1 Vote	Does Steven Moffat Have a Boys Night Out in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Experience Drowning Without the Band That Loved Boris Yeltsin
1	1 Vote	Body Found in a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	Toe-To-Toe With a Lamp and Some Wood
1	1 Vote	If You Fell Into a Game Where Mean Kids Become Demons
1	1 Vote	108 Hairs on Tim Lincecum's Face That Really Exist

—	1 Vote	Ezra Miller Believed They Were the Afghanistan Evacuation
—	1 Vote	UN Secretary General Calls for Forensic Audit of Fulton County Election Equipment
—	1 Vote	Avoid These Mistakes That Can Help Your Body Found
—	1 Vote	The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl Dad!
—	1 Vote	"Don't Worry Darling" Would Be Better With Velociraptors
—	1 Vote	CBO: If Democrats Push Socialized Medicine, Get Ready for American Renewal

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