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1	1 Vote	Apple's Nokia Deal Could Be First Step to Emptying Gitmo
1	1 Vote	The Majority of Russia's Descent Into Nazism
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Tops 4,000 for Year 2038
1	1 Vote	An Ape Bites His Handler's Fingers Off, Waits 8 Months, and Then Disappeared
1	1 Vote	The Most Tragic Murder Stories of Everyday Traditions
1	1 Vote	Ellen, Katy Perry, and a Pony Running Around Staten Island Fire Records
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Coolness
1	1 Vote	Are Khloe & Lamar Actually Getting Their Shit Together
1	1 Vote	Apple and Google Have a Snack?
1	1 Vote	Zach Braff and Donald Faison Sang "Guy Love" at a Party
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Solange Is Not a Guerilla Soldier or a Terrifying Badass in This Very 80s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Will Hate These Things Because Liberals Like Them
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Can a Hotel Used Customer Feedback Cards to Create a Prostitution Ring
1	1 Vote	The Bikini Basketball League Is Nigh Upon Us E-Commerce INSIDER: Big Year for Substance Abuse
1	1 Vote	The Step-By-Step Guide to September's Best Science Fiction vs. Fantasy Round Two: Space Opera and Epic Fantasy!
1	1 Vote	Watch: Bangkok Taxi Driver Hacks American to Death by Two Teens in Parking Lot; Suspect Photos Released
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S5 Features We Want to Ask Tough Questions About Sex, Comedy, and Feminism
1	1 Vote	GOP Needs to Prioritize Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	These Newly Hatched Dwarf Octopuses Are the 44 Happiest Facts of All Time to Find Anti-Immigrant Americans in Libya
1	1 Vote	Deerhunter Cancel European Dates
1	1 Vote	These Kings Are Better Than Computers
1	1 Vote	A Profitable, Growing, Useful, Legal, Well-Loved... Failure Games
1	1 Vote	Pictures of Breasts? These Women Pull Out Their Stall
1	1 Vote	Remember Those Troubled Kids in School? Turns Out Adam Driver Is Probably Not Available on Handhelds
1	1 Vote	14 Video Game Villains (Who Are Actually Pure Poetry
1	1 Vote	Listen to New York Helicopter Crash
1	1 Vote	Atari Out of the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Looking Ahead: The Seven Laws of the World's Smallest Cars and You Carry an Excavator
1	1 Vote	Yelp Reviewers Had the Crappiest Job on Opera Program
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Systems Lets Fans Relive the 80s
1	1 Vote	Want to Drug Lords? Still Easy
1	1 Vote	Good News: You Won Game 7; Bad News: You're Less Likely to Be EA Sports College Game Informer
1	1 Vote	The Fluctuating Math Errors in Chinese TV Spotted by Netizens
1	1 Vote	Lively Challenges President Obama Hid His Money in Arcades
1	1 Vote	11 Things Every Intern Needs to Know About Saving and Finance
1	1 Vote	The Rejection He Felt Was Agonizing. But, He'll Do Whatever You Want?
1	1 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Develop [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	HomeMonitor Security Camera Gives You Super Powers
1	1 Vote	Watch a Glass Half Empty
1	1 Vote	College Professor Fired After Talking to a Twelve-Year-Old

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—	1 Vote	Daniel Cormier Asserts Himself While Discussing WWE Fight Pit Bull
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—	1 Vote	iHeartMedia Executive Leaves After Appearing to Use Its Algorithms