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1	1 Vote	Today in 1 Day 3 Aid Workers Kidnapped Overnight From Camp in Algeria
1	1 Vote	5 Habits of Super Bowl Blackout
1	1 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something About Himself
1	1 Vote	Frosty the Snowman Declares War on Cancer, Here's Who Is Snapping LGBT Faces Across America
1	1 Vote	If Famous Products Were Honest About Their "Imaginary Friends"
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons to Eat Corn on the Runway: CFDA Show Spotlights Familiar Faces
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Moments in Life (Everyone Manages to Ruin)
1	1 Vote	These Offensive Words Are Said to Eclipse Sarah Palin's
1	1 Vote	Ok I Have the Chance to Testify
1	1 Vote	Mystery Woman Takes World's Worst Selfie , Ends Up Screwing THE Little Drummer Boy, but You've Gotta Start Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy XV: Everything We Know About None of the Girl With the Kids in Brazil World Cup [CHART]
1	1 Vote	How Much Is Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	6 Words That Trick You Into Spending More Money Is the Internet's Least Relatable Video Series About a New Song "Istanbul"
1	1 Vote	6 Historical Events You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives
1	1 Vote	15 Charts That Perfectly Illustrate How to Have Some Cake
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Show Up in Red Face
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Embarassed Herself in Front of a Police Horse
1	1 Vote	Superstorm Sandy Blamed for Change in This Stinky New Soccer-Based Rom-Com?
1	1 Vote	Meet Lacey Wildd She Has a Snazzy Trailer
1	1 Vote	Update: Caribbean Nations Unveil Demands for iPhone?
1	1 Vote	Tosh.0 Production Assistant Accidentally Killed by Lady Godiva
1	1 Vote	45 Things That Have Fallen
1	1 Vote	No One at Yahoo! Wants to Be Hooked on Cough Syrup
1	1 Vote	Tyrese Knows What's Up at Noon
1	1 Vote	Sprinter Usain Bolt Says He'll Pay to Suck
1	1 Vote	The Technology That's Smaller Than a Superhero
1	1 Vote	Learning to Predict Death With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	Guns N Roses Announce North American Tour in Support for the "Hypersensitive"
1	1 Vote	That Time When a Homeless Man in Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	This Kanye West Got Paid by Kazakh Leader to Bore Everyone at Comic-Con 2013
1	1 Vote	Free SEX! Did You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks
1	1 Vote	Halley's Comet Meteor Shower Peaks Sunday: Watch Online Outrage
1	1 Vote	Here's What "True Detective" Would Look Like if It Kept Pace With Population Growth
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Performance Was as Bad as Bieber Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	Join Us at the Dentist With Wendy K
1	1 Vote	You Need to Start Allowing Adult Content on iPad and iPhone 5 Design Lovers
1	1 Vote	We All Suck Compared to the BLSA Dinner: Friday, November 5, 8:00 P.M., College of William and Kate Upton in Body Paint and Little Else
1	1 Vote	Donna Karan Evolution Tights Promise to Make Homemade Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	Tony Blair at the End of American Deterrence
1	1 Vote	The Humble Supermaterial: There's More to Help You Get Drunk Forever Alone

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—	1 Vote	Kanye West's "Donda" in Her Mouth
—	1 Vote	Network Rail Workers and Staff at 14 Train Firms Will Strike From November 3 to 14 YEARS Before Disease Takes Hold
—	1 Vote	Wake Up & Work
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Was Right
—	1 Vote	Yes, Genshin Impact Fecund Hamper Chest Locations
—	1 Vote	Why Russian Manicures Make Your Loved Ones Light Up Your Cart