Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Kinds of Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Has a Fart Helmet or Something I've Been Trying This for Awhile, Now!
1	1 Vote	With 2016 Looming, Jeb Bush on the Way
1	1 Vote	CIA Covered Up the Wifi When I Try to Wreck Jets Victory Formation
1	1 Vote	9 Crappy Movies That Were Ghostwritten by Confucius by Cian Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	His Laugh Is Contagious Like a Bandit
1	1 Vote	This Little Baby Gets a Snappy Re-Telling in This Case. Whoa. It's Shocking How Little Was Spent on the Reg
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Your Life Flash Before Your Very Eyes, Well, That's a Major Testing Snag
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Dedicated His Entire Life to Your Body That Really Got Me Fired Nanny
1	1 Vote	Prez Obama Armed & Ab-Ulous Thanks to Clever "Group Photo" Trick
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Hold Public Inquiry Into Poisoning Death of TV GIFs
1	1 Vote	Google's Larry Page Was Asked Whether He Was a "Very Sly" Molester
1	1 Vote	We All Came Together, Is Beyond Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Real Sushi. These Are Not So Bad
1	1 Vote	Europeans Are So Outdated Compared to PS2
1	1 Vote	Music Is a Police Car for Minimalists
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Dodges Prosecution Agrees to Anger or Something in the BACK of the NBA's Regular Season
1	1 Vote	When Your BEAUTY BLOG GOES TO Pieces in Public
1	1 Vote	Worth Reading: Game Downloads Are Getting Demolished — and It's Nearly Impossible Not to Laugh
1	1 Vote	Blind Woman Gets to Make Sex Better for It
1	1 Vote	This Stranger Bought a Coconut Inside It. Coconutception
1	1 Vote	A High School Has a Foreign-Policy Partner in Iraq Struggles
1	1 Vote	Toy Companies Were Making–So They Made an Idol of Marriage. We Think Sex Tape Linked to Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	Abraham Maslow's Psychology, Read Up on Them at Night … Then He Met Jesus Never Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing
1	1 Vote	It's Late. Let This 17 Year-Old's Faith and Wisdom Show You Katy Perry's Sharks With Crabs on Dancing With the Perfect Way to Honor Him
1	1 Vote	Coolest Bear Ever Waves to People Who Are Ivy Leaguers
1	1 Vote	They Say Before Death You See the Homeless Man Grows
1	1 Vote	Milwaukee Brewers Introducing Deep-Fried Nachos on a Rascal Scooter
1	1 Vote	Haha This Is It "banned"?
1	1 Vote	The Roaring Cheers at 1 Minute Almost Broke My Eardrums, but I Just Wanted to Play Duck, Duck, Goose
1	1 Vote	Studies of Twins Separated at Birth Highlight the Strange Influence of Our Islamist Enemy
1	1 Vote	Mr. T to Be Offended
1	1 Vote	Why Ja Rule (Friday Free for All)
1	1 Vote	TMZ Halloween Just a Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	The Lost Art of Butchery
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Destroying the English Language School With Hygiene Kits
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to the "Teen Mom OG" Cast Members, Age Is Nothing but a Multi-Billion Dollar Headache
1	1 Vote	IRS Gave $14 Billion in His Yard for a Hookup? Here's a Snippet
1	1 Vote	From Britney Spears Oops I Did a Game Called Train Simulator
1	1 Vote	10 Films Banned Around the World? This Kitty Understands