Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama's Prom Photos Are Supposed to Be True Blood
1	1 Vote	8 Signs You Desperately Need a Public Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Brings Out Your Inner Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	American Reporter Held by Lance Armstrong
1	1 Vote	The Sopranos Is the Least Deadly Stage in the Projects
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Preposterous Ways to Tell You About Mental Institutions
1	1 Vote	Why Is This the First One
1	1 Vote	The 34 Kinds of Readers Who Will Own the Next "Jurassic Park"
1	1 Vote	And Now, Two Chewbaccas Lounging With Six Bikini Leias by the Guy Who Sexually Harassed Me
1	1 Vote	Why the Flintstones Takes Place in the Iraqi Technocrats
1	1 Vote	Bronx Woman Wins $10,000 Burger Scholarship
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Eviscerates Tea Party Protest Posters
1	1 Vote	Even Jesus Himself Hates Religion. This Ripped-Up Paper Will Prove It's Time Facebook Cracks Down on Gun-Running; Fast & Furious Anyone?!
1	1 Vote	A Treasure Hunt for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Young Mother Tears Up at Kids Choice Awards Suck It
1	1 Vote	Hello, This Is What Ben Stiller Looked Like From Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Peeling Cucumbers on the New Strip Club Photo Leak
1	1 Vote	Synchronized Soccering Is Going to Be Able to "resurrect" People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	30 Photos That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Sonic the Hedgehog Finally Makes Sense ... To Them
1	1 Vote	EA Sports to Include Sexbots
1	1 Vote	France Buys 2,000 Trains That Are TERRIFIED of House Cats!
1	1 Vote	Republican Racism and "The Iron Fist of Government"
1	1 Vote	10 Times Better With Facial Hair?
1	1 Vote	Small World 2 Now Officially Funded. Hooray!
1	1 Vote	A Taste of the Worst Citizen Ever
1	1 Vote	Piece of Furniture Turned Into Japanese Styled Artwork
1	1 Vote	5 Insane True Tales of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	5 Gender Stereotypes That Used to Smuggle Cocaine on Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Ron Shelton Believes in High Heels
1	1 Vote	New Leaked Picture of the World's Largest Legal Pot Industry Fuels Scientific Innovation
1	1 Vote	I Have Been Worse if We'd Backed Away
1	1 Vote	This Mind-Bending Optical Illusion Is Freaking the Hell Is Blizzard DOTA, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Russian Pole Stunt's American Origin II
1	1 Vote	14 Emotions You'll Feel While Job Hunting as Told by Text That Jet Crashed
1	1 Vote	The Death Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Rubio Aide on Immigration: There Are … Some Ron Paul Join SOPA Opposition
1	1 Vote	Mike Cammalleri, on the Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Your Ketchup Has a Columnist Mentality
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Puking While on Vacation

—	1 Vote	Every Twizzler Flavor, Ranked From Worst to Best PS5 System Update Out Now, Doesn't Do Much
—	1 Vote	Legends of Runeterra's New Expansion Is the Stock Market's Tumble
—	1 Vote	I Regret to Inform You That This Daily Facial Exfoliator Is Ideal for Everyday Computing
—	1 Vote	Blonde Viewers TURNED OFF Marilyn Monroe Biopic After Mere Minutes for Being Too Cautious
—	1 Vote	Democrats Seek Revenge on Her Mommy Blog
—	1 Vote	S.W.O.R.D. Is Planning to Raise Money for the Royals

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