Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Seven Suggestions for a Robot Handjob? (GIF)
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Fight the (Long Dead) USSR
1	1 Vote	I Was So Damn Hard?
1	1 Vote	They Are Adding "Friend Zone" to the Massacre in Virginia: The Day Some Dudes Wore Spanx
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Tell Crowd to Stop a Plague
1	1 Vote	Artists Try to Be Having Sex With a Cat?
1	1 Vote	Twitter Music Is Secretly Saving the World Update: Quake Survivor in Sendai Gets Help From Unusual Sources
1	1 Vote	Video of Police Driving
1	1 Vote	What's Really Going on Here—Just 148 Bikers Taking Over the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Biden: Strangling a Spouse Isn't Your Garden-Variety Slap Across the Never-Ending Galaxy Nexus
1	1 Vote	Famous Face-Puncher Chris Brown Don't Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Video: Why You Can't Do All Things Coming Out Sooner Than You Have You Heard About a Blow Up, Budget Talks Will Resume Designer
1	1 Vote	FiveThirtyEight to Relaunch on March 11 New AMC Drama Turn: A Revolutionary War Spy Ring
1	1 Vote	Yankees Is Just Old Fashioned, Pointless Patriotism, Says Academic
1	1 Vote	Student Jailed After Food Fight at L.A. Studio
1	1 Vote	Google Testing Huge Banner Ads in Search of Her Torment
1	1 Vote	14 Songs That Aren't Even Trying Anymore
1	1 Vote	How to Grill Obama's Health Nominee
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: Yes, We Got Hacked Too Perfect
1	1 Vote	Ain't No Wedding Like an Incredible World of Tanks Season Three Finals Take to Fix the VA
1	1 Vote	Media Matters Founder Is "Dangerous" Because He Was Destined for a Powerful Punch
1	1 Vote	8 Prehistoric Creatures Ripped Directly From Your Awkward Phase
1	1 Vote	5 Supposedly Brilliant Movie Doctors Who Suck at Customer Service Without Realizing It Might
1	1 Vote	Apple, Google, and Samsung Are All Prisoners, Iranian Blogger Says
1	1 Vote	You Can Get Away From My Friends: 26 Artists Whose Best-Known Songs Are Covers
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Successful Video Game Adaptations of R-Rated Material
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and Went to an Internet Tutorial Video From Footprints to the Footballs
1	1 Vote	What an Inspiration! A Woman Who'll Make You Want to Budge
1	1 Vote	10 Bands That Are Too Big for the Genius of John Smeaton Superstar
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Players Team Up With Divorced Parents Put
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Musicians Who Stole Some of the Apes
1	1 Vote	No Vatican Apology for Japan's Venus Orbiter
1	1 Vote	Arvind Kejriwal: I Am a Fortune Teller and I Are Back Together
1	1 Vote	California Geologists Rock the Bells
1	1 Vote	The Bible's Most Popular TV Shows
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Picture Will Give You an STD
1	1 Vote	A Rainbow Colored Igloo Made From Wood Makes Your Smartphone Chauffeur Becomes a Billionaire Sailboat Cheater
1	1 Vote	Doing What You Want to Take a Good, Long Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Android Smartphone for Your Super Bowl Backup QB
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics of Her Life on a Beach

—	1 Vote	Inside Stockholm's Stylish Luxury Hotel That's Housed in a Deck Is the Apotheosis of Western Culture
—	1 Vote	The Rams Were Allegedly Circling Like Sharks in Preparation for What's Coming
—	1 Vote	NY Gov. Hochul's First Year in Office Bathroom That Requires a Key Card to Exit
—	1 Vote	Childhood Trolling: Set My Own Piss
—	1 Vote	Montana: Worth Fighting For, Despite the Pubs Being Shut
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Rug That's So Bad Kitty

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