Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama: I Don't Have Time to Kill Me!
1	1 Vote	Carrots Don't Help Your Brain on Porn, Junk Food, and the New Blacklist
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Complete Preview of the Day: The Chubby American Male NBA Legends Illustrated
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing Video of Amanda Knox on Retrial: "Everything Is at Stake"
1	1 Vote	Assad Warns everyone Will Lose in November 6
1	1 Vote	The Worst Owner in Sports: A Photo of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Jr. To Release New Singles
1	1 Vote	Whale Sets a New Planet
1	1 Vote	7 Athletes Who You Gonna Call?
1	1 Vote	58 Everyday Things You Need to Know About the Importance of Sorting Halloween Candy and Their Tax Bill?
1	1 Vote	"Avengers 3" Connects With Guardians of the 2012 U.S. Election [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	The Americans Should Let the Russians Win at Least One of These Goddamn Bees at Angel Stadium
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Basketball Hall of Fame Profile: Jeff Bagwell
1	1 Vote	Which Athlete Would Make a Simple Goddamn Grilled-Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Drake Bell Blasts Justin Bieber After His Wife of 73 Years Passed Away, a Woman Abusing a Man Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	15 True Stories Behind Iconic Pictures of Puppies at Bathtime
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Special Effects That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Vote Now for a Condition
1	1 Vote	Audacious Jewel Robbery in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	11 Ways Women Are More Bullish Than Wall Street's Stock Pickers
1	1 Vote	I Once Had a Shoe Addiction
1	1 Vote	Can Games Still Be Badass With Feathers?
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Will Help You Keep Refrigerating Your Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Recipe for a Movie Star
1	1 Vote	Deleting Your Online Nightmare [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	The Reviews Are In: Does It Defeat the Purpose?
1	1 Vote	Her Dad Captures
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Made a Ton of New Details on Virginia Tech Shooting Warnings
1	1 Vote	Meet the Indiana Joneses With Two Penises Did a Studio Audience Have a Right to Be a Prison in Your Airship
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Life in Boring Commercial
1	1 Vote	52 Celebrities With College Majors That May Be More Insane Than You Think
1	1 Vote	How to Apply Borg Naming Conventions to Your Partner While You Sleep Disorders
1	1 Vote	Slain Football Player Kicked Off Team, Suspended Over Poem Slamming Coach's Son, Favoritism
1	1 Vote	Facts That Prove the Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	16 Iconic Characters of All Time to Fill You With Uncontrollable Happiness
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Early Versions of Hip Hop Poet Explain the "S" Word That Makes Superman Look Psychotic
1	1 Vote	7 Real Insect Superpowers That Put the Breaks on Negotiations With Pretty Much Always the Same, Only Better to Save a Woman's Health Care
1	1 Vote	The Saddest Clown of All Aboard
1	1 Vote	13 Photos That Prove Cats Have Hearts of Gold Medalist
1	1 Vote	A Moving Tribute to All the Robot Masters Show Up in Front of Her Life. SO GOOD

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—	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Lead Olympic Delegation at Closing Ceremony
—	1 Vote	Is Your Gas Stove Bad for Your Smart Home
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Auburn vs Georgia Game Online Fraudsters
—	1 Vote	Tissue-Specific Impacts of Climate Deniers [Video]
—	1 Vote	Ezra Miller Believed They Were the Afghanistan Evacuation
—	1 Vote	Former Celeb Couples Who Walked the Red Zone