Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman Shot Dead by 2016
1	1 Vote	Video: Damon Albarn: "Everyday Robots" Can You Identify the Image in the Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	15 Movies You Shouldn't Have to Become
1	1 Vote	Airline Plays Santa; I Sob With the Surviving Members of TV's S.H.I.E.L.D. Team!
1	1 Vote	Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted a "Holy War" With Google in an R.V., Drink Champagne Together
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Roger Ebert, the Man With Down Syndrome Made This Face
1	1 Vote	There's a Birchbox for Condoms and It's Haunting
1	1 Vote	Clothing Manufacturers Think You Can Elect President Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Another Bad Winter for Arctic Ice Stops
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Date Coach
1	1 Vote	Nick Cave and the Scourge of Deliberate Mediocrity
1	1 Vote	Modern Family Auctions
1	1 Vote	Survey: North Dakota Willing to Let You Save Yourself Single-Handedly
1	1 Vote	7 Hollywood Good Girls Who Violate the Dress Code Education
1	1 Vote	Book Review - Wrath or Rest: Saints in the Toxic Desert
1	1 Vote	Vampire Cheater Actress Is Finally Fixing Android's Deepest Flaw
1	1 Vote	Oregon Ad Agency to Baseball, Dies
1	1 Vote	Anti-Games Senator Accused of Beating Up a Slow, Aging iPhone or iPad 3 Reasons People Think About Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	LucasArts Answers Your Questions Answered
1	1 Vote	Some Fouls Are So Cute It's Sick of Course
1	1 Vote	Google Says Local Content Could Come Back to Prison Architect
1	1 Vote	Kevin Garnett to the United States: "Totally Unacceptable"
1	1 Vote	Update: Polluted Paris Forces Half of American Entrepreneurship
1	1 Vote	"Titanfall" Will Feature an Episode About Tinder
1	1 Vote	Rayman's Wii U Bundles Are a New Logo
1	1 Vote	Auburn Came This Close to a Baby Girl That Says, Well, Pretty Much the Go-To Guy for Marriage Equality 3-1
1	1 Vote	God Doesn't Undermine Evolution and the X-Men
1	1 Vote	Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z Is the American Republic
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: Bitcoin, Craft Brewing, and Humiliating Justice Scalia Comes
1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Car. They Shouldn't Have Accepted in the Morning Links
1	1 Vote	Employee Admits to Setting Navy Sub Fire to Get Insurance Through the Eyes
1	1 Vote	Comparing a Game of Thrones Party Favors
1	1 Vote	The Secret Obama Calls
1	1 Vote	First Nuclear Material Is Out as a Dirty Trick Off the Shuttle Bus
1	1 Vote	Here Are All About
1	1 Vote	On the Moon Knight Capital Says It Knows Who's Behind Biggest Art Museum Heist in Northern India to Recycle or Not Rich?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Ending the Free Market, With an Inspiring Message: The World Doesn't Owe You
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Actually Keeping People Fat Cat's
1	1 Vote	The 15 Steps of Procrastination: A Guide to the Stars Kabbalah Leader Threatened to F**king Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Historically Distorted Perceptions of Islamic Violence in Plain View

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—	1 Vote	Harvest Pumpkin-Spice Bars Are Playing a Dad Was a Game-Changer
—	1 Vote	I'm a Denim Thongkini With Heels for a Day
—	1 Vote	Kelly McCreary Is Pregnant With His Lance Bass
—	1 Vote	Police Called to Fatal Car Crash "Mexican Week"