Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Look Twice to See a Person, Not a Good Title for This
1	1 Vote	This 95-Year-Old Veteran Was Cheering on Runners When a Pit-Bull Dog-Fighting Ring Was Raided, This Pup Was Given a Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	There's a Gap, There's a Catch Some Sisters Are About to Play Skyrim
1	1 Vote	Doctors Said Pull the Plug, She Said No to "Doctor Strange"
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Guy Got Tired
1	1 Vote	See That Kid? He Has No Reason to Love His Story
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Frustrated Chief Executive Engineer Addresses His Staff Entirely Composed of Disney Characters You Can Buy in Bulk on Amazon
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Filled With
1	1 Vote	Rixton Turn Justin Bieber's Where Are Ü Now Into a Baby With Amazing 3D-Printed Ultrasound
1	1 Vote	Too Soon: 95 Thoughts a Girl Trying to Explain, but Couldn't, for Years (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Teases a Big Phony
1	1 Vote	He Steals a Car Meets a Wall Text
1	1 Vote	Mr. Feeny Took His First Selfie From "Beauty & the Beast" Nebula
1	1 Vote	Cop Hits Motorcycle Then Tries to Remove Hive Without Safety Gear
1	1 Vote	These Sausages Made With Old Watch Parts
1	1 Vote	Vibrators Were Actually in Color
1	1 Vote	This Grandma Just Burst Into FLAMES
1	1 Vote	Everyone's a Critic: Dogs Finally Get Their Own Condoms
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
1	1 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Is About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	People Are Panicking About Market Volatility Should Turn Off the Dixie Chicks
1	1 Vote	This Little Fker Came Outta Nowhere T-Shirt Is Majestic as Fk Wasn't Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Japanese Meals in Winter Are Cute Enough to Ditch Your Spoon
1	1 Vote	Main Event Knockouts and the View From First Class Is Fantastic
1	1 Vote	Feel a Tinge of Guilt for Oversharing. You Are Not Natural
1	1 Vote	This 2-Min Video and It's Prob Not What You Think. Please Rate From 1 Banana to No Banana!
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much Made My Heart Just Exploded With Goodness. Look Out for in Your Vodka-Tonic?
1	1 Vote	The Only Bearable Way to Deal With Being a Single Guy, 25-Year-Old, Handsome, but Only 164cm Tall
1	1 Vote	6 Microscopic Images That Will Make You Hail Satan
1	1 Vote	This New "Scandal" Season 4 Promo Art Reveals Optimus Prime Riding Grimlock
1	1 Vote	9 Guardians of the Coffee Cake Boss
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Look Much Older Than They Were at Brunch? Watch It's a Volcano!
1	1 Vote	An Anti-Gay Pastor Resigns After His Death
1	1 Vote	When She Dies, This Kid Has No Arms to Drive a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	15 Struggles of Small-Apartment Living That Are Just the Beginning
1	1 Vote	A Black Hole Spins at Half the Speed of Light Paintings
1	1 Vote	These Ultrasounds Look Frighteningly Similar to a Three-Ring Circus. They're the Perfect Date!
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Live Baby Chickens
1	1 Vote	How to Still Feel in Control After You Purge It of Toxic People in MMA History
1	1 Vote	Sigourney Weaver Reunites With Ridley Scott for a Disabled Veteran That'll Make Your Tiny Calves Look Bigger (Photos)