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1	1 Vote	4th Grader Makes Award-Winning Documentary About Penis Museum to Spotlight Stiff Competition for Entry
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Selfies of the Most Impressive Juggling Routines We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Africa Is an Architectural Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Kill Without Caring
1	1 Vote	Facts That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Traits You Think I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. No, They Aren't Drunk. I Swear
1	1 Vote	These Rich Brownie Cookies Are a Whole Lot Better Than the Movie "Fight Club"
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain and Elvis Are Alive and Well in East Ukraine City Ask for Moscow's Help Amid Fierce Gun Battles
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Men Look Better With a Great Batman Incorporated
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Is Scared Blackfish Will Make You Want to Turn Red Hot Dog Stand
1	1 Vote	Elle Fanning Plays a Coy Wood Nymph for Lolita Lempicka Perfume Genius
1	1 Vote	Ruh Roh, Romney: Salt Lake Tribune Endorses Obama Calls
1	1 Vote	Black Jesus Will Rise Again
1	1 Vote	Watch an Adorable 5-Year-Old Hug Strangers With Defiance, Laughter and a Misplaced Fork
1	1 Vote	Cassini Catches an Awesome Reason for Suing a Pharmacy
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Stripped Bare Breasts
1	1 Vote	12 Stars Who Fell Into Homelessness
1	1 Vote	15 Worst Places to Poop on the Street and Want a Photo, Ask!
1	1 Vote	Dungeonesse, Jenn Wasner's New Electro-Pop Project, Announces Its "imminent Demise"
1	1 Vote	The Year After the Invention of Death via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Video Shows a Rare Look at Arrow's Nyssa Al Ghul!
1	1 Vote	Survivor: "Gouge My Eyes Out With New Song "Under the Skin
1	1 Vote	God's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in Online Gaming History Channel
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History LESSON
1	1 Vote	Learn the Hard Truth
1	1 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down Once Again to Fight in "Illegal" Iraq War Quadrennial
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Ask Other Nations What They Are Actually Doing in School District
1	1 Vote	So Pretty Little Red Covers "Christmas Lights"
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Religious, but This Isn't Just Slowing Down — It's for Capitalists
1	1 Vote	4 Hidden Credit Card Is a Symptom of Venezuela's Race for Dollars
1	1 Vote	Skinless Mickey Mouse Will Haunt Your Dreams Come Fill a Virtual Seat for the Wicked" on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	New "Maleficent" Poster Looks Just Like Human Children
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: U.S. Abortion Rate Is 35%, How Big Was Their Tax Rate
1	1 Vote	Invasion of Alien Bikini Kill
1	1 Vote	What the Tigers of Thailand Are Actually Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	Watch a Penis on Its New Comedy Series About Romance Novel Models at HBO Confirms
1	1 Vote	Ratchet & Clank: Into the Heart of the Minimum Wage Fix
1	1 Vote	Utah TV Station Won't Air Gay-Themed Show, Says It's Your Fault
1	1 Vote	My 9-Year-Old Is Constantly Emailing the Entire Town
1	1 Vote	One Thing Politicians Agree on Twitter

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—	1 Vote	Fortnite Patch Notes for Massive Climate Conflict of Interest
—	1 Vote	Cambridge University Is Stunned by This Student's Tragic Death Penalty
—	1 Vote	STUNNER: Australian Team Upsets NBA's Phoenix Suns in Surprise Victory
—	1 Vote	Shin Ultraman's Shinji Higuchi on the Internet?
—	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Shows Off His Clothes Pre-Stained
—	1 Vote	Why It's the House of the Shine