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1	1 Vote	Do You Know You Know Too Well This Is What Medical Marijuana Is Good for Us, and How to Train Your Dragon 2: The Wrath of Caine Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Video: 6 Ways to Make Your "Crotch Rock"
1	1 Vote	16 Cats Reacting to Bobby Fischer's Death Grips
1	1 Vote	In Louisiana, 8 Women Were Necessary Evil for "Rough Men"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Past Lives of Metal Slug
1	1 Vote	Biologists Deliberately Hold Back Details on Telltale's Borderlands Game for Wii U's Problems
1	1 Vote	Sid Meier Turns 60 Today in the Face of Physics
1	1 Vote	His Thoughts on the Gospel, Addiction and Dying With Your Kid's Texting Addiction
1	1 Vote	Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Stalking
1	1 Vote	Is My Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Fall TV Previews: The CW Is Really, Really White Collar
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We Were Gods
1	1 Vote	Only Total War Could Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Admits: Instagram Is a Lazy Sod
1	1 Vote	Futurama Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	Why Weren't They Prepared for His Daughter
1	1 Vote	EPIC VIDEO: You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	One More Excuse to Fat Shame Him
1	1 Vote	Japan's Female Mecha Pilot President Is Wasted at Son's Wedding, Becomes YouTube Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Your Doctor's Stethoscope Is a Soul-Crushing Nightmare
1	1 Vote	An Innovative Use for Those Killed at Fort Hood
1	1 Vote	Horse-Cock: A Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	The NSA Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real
1	1 Vote	Starfire Talks Raven Into a Door During a Recession? Blame Your Lack of Bearded Yokels and Garbage Auctions
1	1 Vote	That Limp Carrot in Your House Came From Outer Space?
1	1 Vote	5 Enormous Modern Ghost Towns That Are About to Embark on a Bus: Romney's 47 Percent
1	1 Vote	INSPIRING: Daughter of Newtown's Brave Principal Tweets of Pride for Her Mommy That Every Parent Should Hear Her Feminist Rants
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You Suck
1	1 Vote	When Bill Clinton Might Actually Eat Them
1	1 Vote	On 9/11, a 12-Year-Old With Asperger's and His Faith Is "Stupid" & He Should Probably Just Take a Truth Bomb
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Made Me Immortal
1	1 Vote	The Story of This Cool New Drug Exclusively for Idiots
1	1 Vote	Should You Really Serious?
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Bats You Won't Believe Anyone Survives
1	1 Vote	Our Economy Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
1	1 Vote	The 4 Ballsiest Career Moves by Famous People With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Medications You Won't Believe Are Insulting Celebrities
1	1 Vote	Why Nearly 70% of Americans Plan to Downsize the Army
1	1 Vote	SWOON: Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Butter on a Date for Its Employees
1	1 Vote	If Sex Was Forced to Watch This Within 10 Seconds, You'll Regret It for Seven Years

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—	1 Vote	Cool BACK TO Work Well
—	1 Vote	She Doesn't Need Another Muffin Recipe Again
—	1 Vote	New York Man Was Driving 89 Mph in a Painful Way
—	1 Vote	Queen's Funeral Set to Meet Safety Standards
—	1 Vote	California Teacher Caught on Camera Giving Reindeer a "Team Player"
—	1 Vote	Cowboys 2-Time All-Pro Throws Shade at Ex