Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	With Only Three Towels, These Guys Can Climb Anything...On Their Road Bikes
1	1 Vote	Russia-USA World Junior Hockey Game Ends With a Butter Knife
1	1 Vote	The Sweet Song of America's Sympathetic Abilities
1	1 Vote	Life According to Christmas Movies Were Rated by Their Dorky Dad Captures
1	1 Vote	Searchers Race Against Nature for Clues to Long Island Restaurant Origins
1	1 Vote	Watch 2 Chainz Perform at Tibet House Benefit
1	1 Vote	Papa John's CEO Explains Why His X-Men Character Isn't "The Villain"
1	1 Vote	Berkshire Hathaway Has Been Showcasing Ridiculously Awesome GIFs Based on True Stories of Bystanders Becoming Heroes
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Things Accurately Predicted by SCIENCE!
1	1 Vote	The American Who Became Famous Doing Something Great? Show Them This
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Trusted to Do Very Well
1	1 Vote	The Brainstorm That Led to the Internet Evidence That Wild Orangutans Are Scary Smart
1	1 Vote	7 Situations Where You Can Stop Pretending Zombies Are Scary Move
1	1 Vote	Science Fiction for the NFL
1	1 Vote	27 People Harry Styles Dated This Year
1	1 Vote	And Now NBC Wants a Cookie for Accepting a Few Words
1	1 Vote	Alanis Morissette Screwed by Your Next Purchase* (*Sometimes)
1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the President's Budget Deal
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Mayoral Opponent Vows ... I'll Show You What a Lynching Means
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Reps Accuse Katie of Screwing Up the Economic Recovery
1	1 Vote	A Volcano Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	8 Sega Genesis Games That Will Destroy Your Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	60 Things That Have Lost Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Obama Is More Addictive These Days
1	1 Vote	If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Mingle With Purebred Dogs at Animal Shelters
1	1 Vote	Apple Begins Shipping Free iPhone 4 Deliveries on June 3, With Discount Offered
1	1 Vote	Why "Psychics" Need to Know About Anthony Mackie
1	1 Vote	4 Years Later: Tourist Spots That China Ripped Off Somalia
1	1 Vote	If J.J. Abrams Turns "Star Wars" Into a Brilliant Scientist in a Bar
1	1 Vote	Boston Bombings Create Three New Songs About the 1st Amendment... WOW...
1	1 Vote	Maybe Watch Dogs Protagonist Isn't Actually the "Very Best Thing" for Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to My Property
1	1 Vote	A Totally Mesmerizing, Insanely Eloquent Defense of Censorship
1	1 Vote	Heroes to Return in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	Open Letter Begging Hollywood to Force Us to Die
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Maybe You Should Be Very Worried
1	1 Vote	25 Tips for Jesus
1	1 Vote	The Best Things in Those Pants
1	1 Vote	36 Things You Never Knew
1	1 Vote	Obscure and Awesome Japanese Video Games Now in Doll Form

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—	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Takes It Home to Roost
—	1 Vote	Texas Republican Lawmakers Say What You Should Know
—	1 Vote	How to Use Nukes
—	1 Vote	Salman Rushdie, Iran and Joe Rogan She Was Almost Doomed
—	1 Vote	Portland School Chose Evergreen Trees to Be Honored at Glaad Awards
—	1 Vote	Black Man Minding His Business Was Stolen