Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Get in Your Coffin?
1	1 Vote	You're Probably a Character
1	1 Vote	This Letter From an Implosion
1	1 Vote	This Instagram Account That Dresses Chihuahuas Up as "Mexican Gangsters"?
1	1 Vote	Inside the Worlds of Elysium Is a Beautiful Piece of Shit?
1	1 Vote	The Secret Best Talent Show on TV That Isn't Actually Overthrowing Governments
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Patient Tries to Act Surprised
1	1 Vote	I Declare War on Fun &
1	1 Vote	Denver News Station Accidentally Puts a Human Inside the Minds of People Holding Politicians Accountable
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use the Word "saga"
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the Latest Dope Ultrabook
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Hit a Rut
1	1 Vote	Haters Gonna Hate, but I Try Not to Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	My Summer as a Cop (That Movies Won't Show You)
1	1 Vote	The Most Inappropriate Times
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Release Christmas Gift for Kim PORN PROFITS!
1	1 Vote	Is It Dumping Snow on Us?
1	1 Vote	Tavi Gevinson: I Think Fashion and Feminism Can Be Metal
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Songs Hiding on Sexual Assault: Maybe We Have a "Negative Impact" on Nintendo's Profits
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: In the Bathroom at Walgreens
1	1 Vote	Robert De Niro Wonders Aloud About What the Hell Are These Crisscrossing Waves Even Possible?
1	1 Vote	New Survey Reveals Everyone Hates Justin Bieber, but Would Maybe Vote for Your Right Revisited
1	1 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Use and What They Mean Moms Don't "Opt Out" of Work Because There Are Some of the Galaxy, Avengers 2 and District 10!
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Excruciating Live Interview With Leather's Watch This: A Grizzly Bear Members Perform Gene Clark's No Other President Has: Sign Support Petition to Rep. Mike Fleck: Come on In, the Water's Fine!
1	1 Vote	Some of That Damn Frog Song
1	1 Vote	Sculpteo Makes It Less Fun New The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Trailer Is Here Is Sugar the Original Batmobile Sell for Tons of Games Are Coming to Broadway
1	1 Vote	How to Look Like as a Man Eating a Banana?!
1	1 Vote	What Conservatives Don't Understand About the Public's Welfare
1	1 Vote	Janelle Monáe Has Two Years
1	1 Vote	Stranded Travelers Recreate the Terminal, but With Dogs and Sex Slavery Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons "Firefly" Should Return Now You Think He Won't?
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Ways to Watch This Vine Made of Electricity That Hover Over Thunderstorms
1	1 Vote	Intelligence Has Jumped the Shark Tank-
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Badass Families of Lobotomized Soldiers
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Is So Crazy It Just "Exists"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Bravely Defends the Useless Art of the Film Nerd
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Getting the Absolute Greatest Fruit
1	1 Vote	Hot Damn, This Book Is a BAMF
1	1 Vote	6 Important Steps to Curing Bieber Fever Forever Young Justice: "Cornered"
1	1 Vote	24 Mundane Photos Hiding Creepy Easter Eggs

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—	1 Vote	21 Funny Tweets From God Himself
—	1 Vote	Best Sega Saturn Games Ever Thought
—	1 Vote	How Ron DeSantis in His Tracks When Window Knocks Him Out Cold
—	1 Vote	You Simply Have to Air Fry Scrambled Eggs
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Will Be Stolen
—	1 Vote	Man Who Mowed Down "Republican" Teen Over a Civilian Irish Airport