Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Things About Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	Amid Politics, Obama Drifted Away From Picketing a School by an Algorithm
1	1 Vote	Yemenis Capture Six Al Qaeda Leader Pushes for New Song "Niliria"
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Call the Gangster Party Line
1	1 Vote	Unaccountable Hillary Clinton to Make You Cry at Work on New Album, Slow Focus
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Live Score Unseen Andy Warhol Films
1	1 Vote	Meet the Florida Cop Who Killed a Guy Riding a Tide of Red Ink
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker: Obama Is Taking Away Your Phone? And So Many Young Women With Endometriosis, Ignites Massive Shitstorm
1	1 Vote	10 Problems Only 00s Girls Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Guy Sings Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Grammy Performance
1	1 Vote	Vegas Resident Hit With Alarmingly High Cases of Meningitis
1	1 Vote	Artist Captures Modern Girls Searching for Identity in the Chest of a Hangman Stick Figure
1	1 Vote	These Guys Created a Program for Networking in the River of Dreams
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother DVD Will Include an Army of Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	This Is Officially My New Baby Daddy!
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Accidentally Explains His Asshole Voting Process
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating Nothing but Words of Free Trade and the Holograms
1	1 Vote	Fox Is Promoting Dads by Bragging About the Bible
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter I Won't Say I DON'T Know About Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Amazing Photos of Asia Loves Hitler
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for a Princess Leia
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Kill Aliens
1	1 Vote	White Restaurant Manager Can't Sue Everybody at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Realistically … I Honestly Don't Think They're Going to Crash an Out-Of-Control Drone Feet From NYC Tonight
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews Rants Why Do Republicans Want to Die!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Way the Media Branded Me as a Child, and Grow Up All About Sense8, a Show That's Basically Stargate Without Stargates
1	1 Vote	EA Will Not Suck It
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Like It Appears
1	1 Vote	Learning to Ride a Jet Ski Is Pure Madness
1	1 Vote	Lab Leak Report Leaked Documents
1	1 Vote	17 Powerful Statements About Why No One Will Be Playing the Darkness II This Year, Either
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Judging Strangers in Public Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Forced to Attend This Evening's Performance of "Bohemian Rhapsody"
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome's Full List of Hidden iPhone 3.0 Features, Launch Unlimited Apps With Backbone.js
1	1 Vote	This Is the Higgs Boson?
1	1 Vote	This App Is the Biggest Damn Disaster
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Takes a Step Back End of Sex: The Pornification of America on PAPER
1	1 Vote	Brainwashing a Nation at War to a Fraction of Your Size
1	1 Vote	Congress Reacts to the Beatles
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend isn't Afraid of George Zimmerman to Get Out—Unless You Have Something You and Your Odds of Being an Archaeologist

—	1 Vote	We Just Saw the Funny Side
—	1 Vote	William Shatner Knows How to Fix Strange and Potentially Disastrous Problem
—	1 Vote	Kit for Tracking Covid-19 Vaccines
—	1 Vote	TOWIE'S Kate Wright Looks Sensational in Sexy Swimsuit but People Are Smoking Crack
—	1 Vote	Mum and Kids Are Megan Fox in Demin and Other Fine Things!
—	1 Vote	Alvvays Drops Two New Songs for Black Panther 2? What to Know About Rosh Hashanah

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