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I'm So Horny Right Now I'm Back in the Song "Black Betty," Which Is 45 Weeks Old Fella

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discovered by dankey-kang
2015-06-07

2015-06-07

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    I've been 2 weeks in america now I'm back in the netherlands and I've missed the drawings on my toulet paper so much.
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    I'm so horny right now but the entire family us still up
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    Old fella thinks he's going to get tackled on the train!
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    When I get a notification that a random person upvotes a post of mine, which is 45 weeks old
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