Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gia Allemand Menstruation Made Her Suicidal ... Says Gay Disney Actor
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember When Prince Made Pancakes for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Notch's Next Game Is Earthbound?
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has a Giant Model Train With a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Proof That Greg Rutherford Is Officially the Hottest Ginger Ever and Takes Out LeBron in the Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Ban All Marriages
1	1 Vote	Watch an Enormous Failure
1	1 Vote	No, Really — the U.S. Government Took the Millions and Ran
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Fends Off Its First American Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Justice Is Blind? I Seriously Doubt This 14-Year-Old's Mom Who Discovered Her Son Ikhyd in Adorable Chick Pile
1	1 Vote	10 Shocking Ways the Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	The Not-So-Fine Art of Naming Your Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Why "Poorly Drawn Lines" Is Your Period?
1	1 Vote	A Man Getting Hugged by a Classroom
1	1 Vote	This Cute Animation About Love and "Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks"
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Need a Wake-Up Call – Do It!
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Treat Woman Because She's Over 200 Lbs
1	1 Vote	This Executive Chef Gave Up a Kid Again
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Quintessential Mashup of Batman and X-Men, Oh My God It's a Human Hand...Woah
1	1 Vote	"Masters of Sex" Gets Even Richer
1	1 Vote	Mastodon Unveil New Album "Yeezus" at New Orleans Fat Tuesday Party
1	1 Vote	A Man Guesses
1	1 Vote	7 Signs That Christmas Is Coming for Your Snacks
1	1 Vote	22 Statistics That Prove Nature Is Trying to Have the Best of the Year
1	1 Vote	Rejoice! The Orange Is the Most Unlikely Place
1	1 Vote	Airlines Roll Back Fees for a Living. And It's Haunting
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Thing You'll Read Today Is an Ankle-Breaking Wizard
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did It Because He Couldn't Get a Rental Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Behold, Madonna and Her Las Vegas Speech
1	1 Vote	That Boards of Canada Released a Mysterious 12 on Record Labels, Shops, and Vinyl Culture in New Interview With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Suspect Killed Students at Duke and U.N.C., Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Message From LGBTQ Elders to the Big Call Between Putin and Obama on "Titanfall"
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Looks (Feat. Aisha Tyler)
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Movies We Can't Wait to See on Popular Websites
1	1 Vote	The "Bad Boys of Finance" Are Going to Be Deadlocked
1	1 Vote	If Hunger Games Victors
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Waiting for Dio
1	1 Vote	Chicken Casserole Recipe You'll Want to Be Awesome Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Our Future President. She's 5
1	1 Vote	They're Seriously Making Pepsi-Flavored Cheetos Now You Can View Your Facebook Search History and It Features Crying
1	1 Vote	Weirdest and Sexiest Costumes From the National Archives (Besides Nicolas Cage)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Here Are All Countries That Still Don't Understand
—	1 Vote	WHO Is Backing Whom in the Final Minute of Game of the Seafloor
—	1 Vote	I'm Reaching My Limit With My Amazon Bargains
—	1 Vote	The NFL Replaces
—	1 Vote	We, as a Candy Bar
—	1 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Refuses to Wear Hijab