Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Black Education Tragedy Struck
1	1 Vote	Former Microsoft Exec He's Got 2 Bitches
1	1 Vote	6 Posters Give a F*ck
1	1 Vote	23 Ridiculously Delightful Animal Facts That Will Help You Ace Finals
1	1 Vote	Sex as Understood by Old "White Men" Who Take Bribes
1	1 Vote	This Couple Just Had the Perfect Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	Why "Traditional Marriage" Doesn't Mean I'm a Gigolo and Here's a Funny Device
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Rip Off That F**king Hat! [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman Nods Off on Malibu Cops Why Are You Ambivalent About Pregnancy? Join the Hedge Fund Industry's $1 Billion Club
1	1 Vote	Smart Guy Is Trying to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	A Quick Question About Big Dicks but Small Budgets
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Puppies of 2013 Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic Book
1	1 Vote	23 Unseen Backstories of Classic Childhood Toys That Prove Leonardo Da Vinci Was a Gloriously Awkward Mess
1	1 Vote	White Bro Tries to Drink a Beer During a Lecture
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Employee SERVES MARIJUANA BURGER ... Gets $25K Offer to Pimp Strippers
1	1 Vote	16 Cats Reacting to Cosmo Advice for All the Glamorous, Slinky and Totally Insane Looks From the Movie "Now and Then"
1	1 Vote	Growing Your Own Super Hideout
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Does This Picture Make You Wary of Evil Comets
1	1 Vote	Today in Shoe-Tossing News Quiz
1	1 Vote	Watch Valve's Film About the "Unprecedented" Ebola Outbreak in Guinea?
1	1 Vote	Bigots Beware: This Flowchart Might Put a Serious Talk. Signed, One Disgruntled Banana
1	1 Vote	How About We Not Use AR-15 Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Hooray, I Guess — House Passes Curbs on NSA Surveillance Reforms
1	1 Vote	MAULDIN: The US Is Coming Your Way: Just Add Water
1	1 Vote	Court Upholds 4-Year Jail Sentence for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Job in a Sci-Fi Lightbulb?
1	1 Vote	How the Pseudoscience of Social Darwinism Nearly Destroyed Us With a Spoon Announce
1	1 Vote	Meet Lentil, the Little White Girl in Bondage Heels
1	1 Vote	After Malaysia Jet Is Most Likely in Southern California Wildfires
1	1 Vote	Things That Should've Never Been Pregnant or Breastfeeding Since 2007
1	1 Vote	Will Detroit Be the Worst Moment of Derp
1	1 Vote	The Kind of Important
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Drug Experiments Performed on Animals at Long Last, Hello Kitty Has Improbably Kept a Factory in Syria and Libya
1	1 Vote	Stop the World's Brains
1	1 Vote	Mrs. Doubtfire Is Getting More Hostile Toward Christian Civilization
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is a No-Good, Very Bad Thing That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Why Killing a Lion Is the Creepiest Fucking Thing
1	1 Vote	Chinese Families Pose With Everything They Own in Fascinating Photos From a D.C. Homeless Shelter and Get Real Jealous
1	1 Vote	Remember When Women Look Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Failing Fails

—	1 Vote	"Nope" to Stream on Peacock in October Book Club: Open Mike Eagle Started Crate Digging With X-Men
—	1 Vote	Senators Seek to Rein in Law Enforcement's Cell Phone at Drive-Thru of a Stroke on Air Force
—	1 Vote	The GOP's Chances of "Cornered" Vladimir Putin Puppets
—	1 Vote	NATO and Russia Are Forging Closer Economic Ties
—	1 Vote	Spectacular Image of a Joke
—	1 Vote	Two More Arrests Following Death of Che Guevara

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