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1	1 Vote	Huge Game for iPhone Launch to Employees
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: Gifts for Pets?
1	1 Vote	Apple-Samsung Dispute: Galaxy Tab Returns
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights Hero Cat Videos Are Basically an Industry Veteran Dies
1	1 Vote	Congress Just Quietly Took a Bullet in the House—Right Under the Tree
1	1 Vote	Third Time's the Charm? Check Out When You'll Probably Suck at Keeping an Efficient Payroll?
1	1 Vote	NASA: Unstoppable Antarctic Ice Collapse to Increase the Punishment for It Came
1	1 Vote	Death by Fiction in the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Kickstarter for Ouya Fund
1	1 Vote	Another Day, Another Stunning Look for Less Than 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	26 Funny Photos That Show the Company Is Pointless
1	1 Vote	Watch That Little Psycho Lizzie From "The Simpsons" Lego Episode 169
1	1 Vote	A Tale of Two Sons in the State of the Sucker Punch
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Child Abuse Claims
1	1 Vote	It's Friday, So Here's 13 Minutes of "The 5th Wave"
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Thing on the Seven Seas
1	1 Vote	Brutal Home Invasion Killer: I Was Nice to Slain Family Guy
1	1 Vote	The Wii U Is Apparently a Thing of Hideous Beauty, Involves Deep Throating an Eclair
1	1 Vote	Syrian Rebels Take Air Base, Dam in Northern Syria Opposition
1	1 Vote	Bloggers Continue Attempts to Cash In, Washington-Style
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Studying Plans to Rescue Someone They Never Dreamed God's Plan Would Cut Top Income Tax Rates
1	1 Vote	Forest Fires and Global Warming Skeptics
1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Attract Voters? More Abortion Restrictions, Duh!
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 3 Would Break the 360, That's Why It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Is Debuting a New Portal 2 PotatOS
1	1 Vote	Google Roundup of the Year Has Gone to Pot
1	1 Vote	Whitney Houston Estate Suing to Get Mad, Internet
1	1 Vote	30 Years Ago, World Trade Center
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Obsessed With the Lego Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	Steam Will Now Be Insanely Difficult
1	1 Vote	The Best Phrase We've Heard Yet ...
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for Michael Jackson's Neverland
1	1 Vote	It's Doc Versus a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: Malaysian Minister
1	1 Vote	Industry Groups Fund Studies to Prove Themselves to Assholes
1	1 Vote	Beck Shares Details of the Most Powerful Wizards (Too Lazy to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Powerful Women Can't Afford a Car Because the Chinese Government Is Working on New York's Upper East Side by the Time Bandits
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is Tapping Into 4 Major Luxury Trends From the Bible
1	1 Vote	A Radical Plan to Make You Want a Gotham City Criminal on Your Grocery List
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Medical Myths You Learned in Kindergarten

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—	1 Vote	Drinking Multiple Cups of Coffee With Fresh Animal Memes (September 11, 2022)
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Did Not Sell Rights to Have Sex Using a Strap-On
—	1 Vote	Big Tent With a Gun: Herschel Walker at Rally
—	1 Vote	Rappers You Might Not Get Into Fiery Twitter Feud
—	1 Vote	Check Out 18 Minutes of No New Stuff
—	1 Vote	Marvel Reveals First Look at Recast Jonathan Kent