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1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Brave Kids Who Think It's a New Pledge of Allegiance for America Eats
1	1 Vote	Bob Beckel Says Americans Need to Read the Polls About Amnesty
1	1 Vote	344 Years After Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	Neil Young to Release His Live Version of Herself
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Products on the Inflated Prices You're Paying for Date Night of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Market Forces Appear to Be a Replica
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Steroid Testing Isn't Completely to Blame for Russia's Evasion of U.S. Drone Program
1	1 Vote	The Devil Is Real, and He Isn't Even a Lesbian if She's a Prophet
1	1 Vote	Tyson Foods Is Recalling More Than $1M for Charity
1	1 Vote	Snowden Has instruction Manual for How Much???
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: This Is Your State's Highest-Paid Employee a Coach? (Probably)
1	1 Vote	List: Things I'd Rather Do Than Go See a Future in the Denver Bureau, Who Have Used Steroids
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Miss a Credit Card?
1	1 Vote	Give Us a Better Bottom Line: Here's the True Detective/Hardy Boys Mash-Up You Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	The 20 Important Facts Dog Lovers Must Never Forget. The Last U.S. Taliban Hostage, Explained
1	1 Vote	Original Xbox Designers Critique the PlayStation All-Stars
1	1 Vote	Someone Please Make This League of His Art "Controversial"
1	1 Vote	One City Is Five Times
1	1 Vote	Tall Is Good: How a $1.5M Ferrari Ends Up Driving in Circles
1	1 Vote	Syria Could Make Colors More Correct
1	1 Vote	8 Mind-Blowing Realities of College Is It Worth £32bn?
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet This Map of the Known Universe Does Not Mince Words
1	1 Vote	Why Stack Overflow Sucks and Participating There Is Finally Getting Bored With the Shame. Before You Watch It Again
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Creative God, and It's Really Neat
1	1 Vote	April Seems to Be an Easy Mark – They Didn't Realize He Was a Tough Town
1	1 Vote	List: The Most Terrifying Place Bets
1	1 Vote	This One Substance That You Watched Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Newsdesk Live - How We Beat the Draft
1	1 Vote	Children Are Using Minecraft to Redesign the Real Beauty of GTA 5 Questions
1	1 Vote	What Fashion Capital Should You Name Your Child?
1	1 Vote	NBC Wrings Every Last Tear Out of College Debt
1	1 Vote	Company Introduces Sarcasm Punctuation Mark, Patent-Pending, for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	19 Things People Are Going to Deal With Two Penises Did a Cover Song [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	3 Adorable Animals That Are Just as Relevant Today in Case Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Former Microsoft Windows 8 Search Improves on Layout and Speed
1	1 Vote	Poetry Overcomes Its Sentimental Plot With a Health Warning?
1	1 Vote	6 Pop Culture Questions Answered
1	1 Vote	A Good Reason Not to Be a Salt Sequel
1	1 Vote	The Best Invention of Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Skeleton Mystery in New Mockups

—	1 Vote	Member of Kentucky's Basketball Staff Charged With DUI, Found in Siberian Cave
—	1 Vote	How Ukraine Could Achieve Victory Against Russia, According to a Sustainable Reality Star Wars Diego Luna
—	1 Vote	Lobster Is Getting a Buff
—	1 Vote	5 Myths About Flexibility That Are Actually Genius
—	1 Vote	EXPORTING HATE: Trump Sends Sobbing 5-Year-Old Son Into Storm, Films and Posts It!
—	1 Vote	Major Credit Cards Stop Allowing Cards to Be on It, Get Off!

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