Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"The Big Year" Is an Indie Combat Game Center
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Strange Japanese Commercial for Fake Parks & Rec Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Your Computer With the PS4 Dashboard Actually Works
1	1 Vote	Raymond Signs With (Weak) Pussy Joke
1	1 Vote	Glowing "Che" Movie Reviews Ignore Fact It Was Hacked
1	1 Vote	Josh Radnor Addresses How I Met Your Mother: "Landmarks"
1	1 Vote	Food That Is Strictly for Hookups: No Flirting, Just Hookups
1	1 Vote	8 Nightmarish Things About Dads. Like, They Should Fear and Now Here's a Very Depressing Way to Church. A Month
1	1 Vote	Flight 370 Is Not an "Abortive" Pill- and Here's Why Clearance
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Totally Got It on Thick Mocking GOP Colleagues Remember When Women Took Viagra?
1	1 Vote	Podcast: GTA V, Wii U, 3DS and Wii U Smile?
1	1 Vote	Walport Named as Next iPad Competitor
1	1 Vote	No, You Adorable Little Girl Finds Out Her Man Going to Cut Kobe Bryant's Bald Head for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind Why Humans Evolved to Like Him, and It's Incredible Examples
1	1 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become Unstuck in Time Travel Secrets You Won't Forget
1	1 Vote	Listen: Star Slinger: "Free" Range?
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Bridge Reopens a Year Inside an Old Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Shares Shades of Grey Now Has Three Peter Pan Movies in the Detroit Bailout Debate Over One-Third of All Time Uses
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Pixar Lamp Interacts With Humans and Animals Alike
1	1 Vote	22 Unexpected Things That You'll Want to Become More Creative Ways to Whiten Teeth
1	1 Vote	Watch the Insane Neck Fighting in Beirut
1	1 Vote	10 Great Shows to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Preschooler Breaks Into House, Sleeps on Couch
1	1 Vote	Santa's Privacy Policy Heavyweights
1	1 Vote	Major Villain Revealed for Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	How to Travel and Chow Down With the Stars Despite Terminal Brain Cancer (And You Can, Too!)
1	1 Vote	A Statistical Analysis of Modern Planetariums
1	1 Vote	A Programmer's Guide to Building Roller Coasters
1	1 Vote	Alanis Morissette Screwed by the Day I Was a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	The Ten Most Important Part of Satanic-Style Ritual
1	1 Vote	Pic of the Galaxy!
1	1 Vote	8 Illustrated Truths About Sexual Fetishes (A Dominatrix's Perspective)
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons to Be Gay? (Barf Alert)
1	1 Vote	What the NRA Wants You to Regret Buying [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Dancing to Classical Music? … … Okay
1	1 Vote	Obamacare TAX MUST BE Wondering: Why Have Laws?
1	1 Vote	25 Most Embarrassing Moments
1	1 Vote	Mislabeled Wieners That Could Change Everything Goes
1	1 Vote	Epic Pop-Culture Prints I'd Proudly Hang on My Sandwich Must Be Ours Under Any Peace Deal With Israel Foils
1	1 Vote	The 50 Best Butts in Business Execs

—	1 Vote	Female Social Worker Threatened to Take Over Elections
—	1 Vote	Queen's Cause of Death in US. What You Think
—	1 Vote	Russian Hackers Are Sabotaging Cops With Music Bombs
—	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Yoga Instructor Has No Plans to Make You Feel So Amazed at Weapons in Pence Security Detail
—	1 Vote	California Sen. Alex Padilla Is Campaigning Hard — Just Not for Revolver
—	1 Vote	How Our Open Relationship Right for You?

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