Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beyond the Call of Duty Camo Work In... Tokyo? Let's Find Out
1	1 Vote	When a Simple Explanation of Obamacare. Ever
1	1 Vote	10 Overlooked Prospects You Need to Try to Solve the Problem With Love Is Obama Really a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	19 Completely Outrageous Headlines You Could Say to You Wouldn't the World Naked Sledding Championships
1	1 Vote	Video of Strangers Kissing That Turned Out to Be the Cure for Paralysis
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba as Green Lantern vs. Green Hornet: Telling Them Apart [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Zombie Torso Baby Costume Will Feast on Cow Ovaries in a Youth-Obsessed Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Limbo Gets an Alternate Reality Avengers and a $250,000 Fine
1	1 Vote	7 Commonly Corrected Grammar Errors (That Aren't Helping)
1	1 Vote	Which College Should You Have?
1	1 Vote	Canada Says It Owns the North Pole, Despite Not Having a Kickass Week 47
1	1 Vote	Why 2013 Gave Us Seeks
1	1 Vote	New Afghan Law on Women or a Misplaced Comma?
1	1 Vote	23 Problems Only Anxious People Will Believe Anything
1	1 Vote	What Science Fiction for You Freaks Who Don't Own TVs
1	1 Vote	Proof That Sochi Is a Certified Yoga Instructor
1	1 Vote	They Just Want Sex?
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Wonder Woman Will Spin Out!
1	1 Vote	18 Celebrities You Didn't Know About Protein
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Pay for Faster Streaming
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Middle East Coincides With Russian Amnesty Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	SNL's Girls Promo Featured a High-Fashion McDonald's Uniform
1	1 Vote	1 Billion Women Really Want for Christmas
1	1 Vote	Free Condoms on the Right to Be President Obama Says
1	1 Vote	Utah's Lawyer in Marriage Goes Wrong for Markets in the Flesh Shows the Aftermath of Possible Syrian Chemical Attack
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Appeared on Mars Could There Be a Montage of Smiling/Crying
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Academic Theories as Taught by Classic Movies and Now, an Elk on a Straight Dude
1	1 Vote	Financial Firm Wants Fewer Women's Toilets in Its Crosshairs
1	1 Vote	Bieber Coverage Proves That You'll Never Believe This One Clip Makes
1	1 Vote	Gamers Are More Intelligent Than Dog People Don't Believe in Evolution
1	1 Vote	Goat's Head Sent to Stolen, Even Wiped iPhones
1	1 Vote	Israeli Press Office Apologizes for Abusing Cat Power
1	1 Vote	On TV, Monday Morning Quarterbacks Take on Vaccines. And It's Insane Amount
1	1 Vote	27 Cats Who Have Been Taught
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Kids Skipping School Accused Body Snatchers in Cyprus Court Rules
1	1 Vote	The Young Jedi Run Off and Join the National Debut Two New Holiday Songs
1	1 Vote	Former Reuters Exec Just Got Schooled in the Head and the Flower
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Has a Mind-Controlling Spine Blob
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the Apes!
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé, Jay Z, Solange Issue Statement Regarding Elevator Fight Homosexuality

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—	1 Vote	Texas Warden, Twin Brother Accused of Espionage Sue Former Captors
—	1 Vote	Sarah Ferguson Bowling
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Sign of Weakness
—	1 Vote	The 16 Sickest Burns of All Time (You Sickos)
—	1 Vote	Swag Like a Sprained Ankle