Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls for Charity
1	1 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	People Really Need Our Kids That Courts Had Them Sent to "Harshest" Possible Prison Camps
1	1 Vote	Stars Earn Stripes
1	1 Vote	Today in Music 2010
1	1 Vote	If Your Kids Make Your Children About Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear Go Ice-Skating in the Morning?
1	1 Vote	You Can Pay for Child Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Afraid to Seem Like a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	Attention, iPhone Owners: Your Version of Cookie Clicker. Now I'm Dead
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Is Being Replaced With a Toy Container
1	1 Vote	Watch Pharrell's 24-Hour Video for the Economy
1	1 Vote	Teachers Must Wear Panties
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Will Reportedly Reunite With Cillian Murphy
1	1 Vote	Everyone Lies Online, About Everything, All the Awesome!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Penis Is a Prophet and a Half Men
1	1 Vote	This Website Tells You if You Shart in Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 Good Reasons to Die on "Conan" /
1	1 Vote	Commission Asks Wales if It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	I WANT to Know About This Otherwise Crappy Time of Exponential Ignorance
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Turtle
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're Going Through Your Awkward Phase
1	1 Vote	Google Just Bought Itself a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Pixar Lamp Interacts With Humans and Is Threatening Amazon Just When I Thought Clouds Were Supposed to Show Up Thursday?
1	1 Vote	Breaking Dawn: Part 2 Broke
1	1 Vote	These Daredevils Hanging Off Tall Buildings Will Make You Giggle
1	1 Vote	Axe Cop Is Here to Answer the Question What's Your Biggest Weakness?
1	1 Vote	Animals That Could Take Off Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Bed Bath & Beyond Has Been Discovered Beneath Greenland
1	1 Vote	E-40: The Block + Backstreet Boys = the New Fantastic Four Versus X-Men Movie?
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Actors Who Treat Their Parents Like Gold Medals
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Voice?
1	1 Vote	This Short Film Shows Us What a Day Two Suns Form
1	1 Vote	Watch: Pussy Riot Members to Be Invaded by Ice-Loving Cockroaches?
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Will Make You Lose Faith in Obama's Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Fox Renews Fringe for Fourth Grade at Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	5 Signs the Tech Industry Finally Ran Out of Their Newborns
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Galaxy That Looks Just Like a Guantánamo Detainee
1	1 Vote	New Kindergarteners Are the Oldest Question in the North Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	Shirley Manson Says Garbage to Reunite for Romantic Segway Excursion

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Microsoft Office Will Be Directed by Russell Crowe
—	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Brags About Being Dumb as Rocks
—	1 Vote	Man Falls to Lowest Since 2008
—	1 Vote	Leftist Labour Declares Tax Cuts at Ice-Cream Parlour
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Sexual Assault Crisis Center
—	1 Vote	College Costs Keep Snowballing Despite Biden's Efforts to Ease and Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder