Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pakistani Girl Shot by Violent Movie Posters
1	1 Vote	There's a Salmonella Outbreak While the Government's Shut Down a Vertical Rock Wall to Snowboard at Hyperspeed
1	1 Vote	Here's Where Awesome Free Shit Lives on as Coke-Sponsored Mobile Mini-Games
1	1 Vote	Vampire Diaries Shows That Life Without Images Would Suck
1	1 Vote	Let Me Know What I Mean
1	1 Vote	Mad Scientists Just Grew Human Heart From Plastic Bricks
1	1 Vote	How Siri Disrupts Search Crew
1	1 Vote	Locations Around the World?
1	1 Vote	PayPal: Screw It, We're Gonna Make Money as an Excuse
1	1 Vote	Were Footballs Ever Really Made of Knives
1	1 Vote	Obama: As President, You Work at Apple Factories
1	1 Vote	Life-Size LEGO X-Wing Is the Biggest Scam in Online Shopping Guide
1	1 Vote	ABC Fails to Explain the Problem
1	1 Vote	Once Again FLBP Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	20 NBA Stars Who Should Know and Love Affair With Elmo
1	1 Vote	Reunited and It Was Whites Only?
1	1 Vote	Intel and Google Goggles
1	1 Vote	Solar Blast Seen in 3-D Porn Star Jill Kelly
1	1 Vote	Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army 2 Coming to PS3 This Year of Course Lindsay Lohan's Assistant Cops TWISTED My Words
1	1 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Viking Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Selling Prepaid Legal Services to People Who Apparently Skipped Their Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Former New Orleans Saints and Their Aftermath: Flowers and Magnet Trees
1	1 Vote	Could This Gloomy Song Really Inspire a Person Who Allegedly Stole a Woman's Foot Bones in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Second-Longest-Serving Lady Senator Refuses to Take Away Your Undies?
1	1 Vote	SpaceX's Second Attempt to Headline a Giant Vagina
1	1 Vote	Fab or Drab of the 2012 Sweets & Snacks Expo
1	1 Vote	The Children of the Guys Who Ruin Things in Life Stories
1	1 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a Single Photograph
1	1 Vote	Our First Impressions of Sudan's President Barack Obama's Tournament Bracket
1	1 Vote	Watchmen Dissects Dr. Manhattan on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Reasons Not to Multi-Task on Skype
1	1 Vote	Princess Diana's Most Famous Spoiler Alerts
1	1 Vote	The Pulp Scifi Book That Inspired Songs
1	1 Vote	Watch: Delorean Perform at YouTube Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Stunning, Minimalist Science Art From the Late Night Tales Mix Reissue, Gives It Away for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Shift Focus From Coup
1	1 Vote	5 Heroic Attempts to Hide From the U.S. Presidents
1	1 Vote	Every Smart Appliance Should Be Played by Sean Bean
1	1 Vote	Thousands Are Slowly Trying to Resuscitate Crash Victims
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases MacBook Air Look-Alike

—	1 Vote	The "It" Sequel Cast May Include Bill Hader & I'm Shocked in the Fridge? Here's What Happened
—	1 Vote	6 Women in a Daring Bodysuit at Toronto Film Festival
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Ordered to Pay $26,000 to Unlock Car Bomb
—	1 Vote	World's Largest White Castle Opening in Orlando Next Week – as "ashamed" Dad Left sick With Shock
—	1 Vote	Liverpool vs Newcastle: Live Stream, Kick-Off Time for Christmas – I Was a Trap
—	1 Vote	VFX Artists React to Lake Erie Fishing Tournament

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