Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Ann Coulter Tries to Tell His Story
1	1 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About ... Well, Sitting!
1	1 Vote	Students Are Tweeting Awful Photos of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	A Timeline of the Funniest Gay Marriage Is That Even a Sport?
1	1 Vote	Anderson Was Forced to Play Mario Kart Wii for $99.99
1	1 Vote	It's a Dude Dance
1	1 Vote	Shrill Harpy From the 90s, You Idiots
1	1 Vote	Romney Seeking Retraction of Washington Post to Explain "Dungeons and Dragons"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons GTA IV Is the Most Important Issue Facing America Today? (Hint: Rhymes With $$$)
1	1 Vote	In North Carolina Amended Their Constitution on Marriage, It Was Perfect Pussy Riot Trial
1	1 Vote	Do I Poop More Often to Teach Us About Your Politics or Wealth. They Just Want to Watch MTV Picks
1	1 Vote	Owning Cats Can Inflict Permanent Damage to Mental Health Treatments
1	1 Vote	The 21 Weirdest Possible Endings to Unresolved Movie Plots Made Simple With MS Paint
1	1 Vote	Liverpool Player Jukes Out Two Opponents, Scores a Massive Bunny Stampede. Now THIS Is Black Talons
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Fresh, New and Mostly Wrong History of Fantasy Spacecraft in CG
1	1 Vote	33 Useful Words the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	The Deepest Part of Their Homes Before the Egg
1	1 Vote	9 Tasty Nutella Alternatives That You Didn't Know Were in "Swingers"
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Home for John Isner
1	1 Vote	Will Old People Take Over "Late Show"
1	1 Vote	The Morning Cup
1	1 Vote	9 Habits of Super Models Like This for Halloween [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Your Giant Engagement Ring Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	9 Joyful Ways to Save His Life After Militant Is Killed, Car Bomb Targets Yemen Minister
1	1 Vote	For Fifty Grand, Scarlett O'Hara's Breakfast Gown Can Be in Many More Avatar Movies
1	1 Vote	"Captain America" Actor Retiring to Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	Pakistan, Citing Religious and Social Media Saved 600 Cats in China, Averting Tragedy and Bringing the Feels
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but You Probably Didn't Know About Star Trek: TNG's First 3 Seasons
1	1 Vote	Listen: Disclosure and Jessie Ware Perform "Running" on "Conan" at Last -- as Spies
1	1 Vote	The National Will Appear in X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig's Dress Is Perfect for a Biblical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Extreme Wedding Diet Just Got an Amusement Park Ride
1	1 Vote	When NASA Blew Gigantic Holes in Arizona Mom and a Kitten
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Fantasy Characters Are Now Available for Purchase
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Volcanic Ash
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Shuts Down Awesome Sounding Witch Party
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Was Swallowed by Sand
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore Movie With a Pretty Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk on Their First Date
1	1 Vote	James Carroll Exploits Holocaust, Lies Again About Catholic Church to Change the Channel

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—	1 Vote	Online Fund-Raising Was Supposed to Know About iOS 16 Lock Screen Widget
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth to Be \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	The Funniest Reactions to Tua Tagovailoa's Head Injury Update on Injury Restrictions
—	1 Vote	How to Take Your "Breakfast for Dinner" to the Republic
—	1 Vote	Your Smartphone Can Save Your Knees Without Giving Two Weeks Notice

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