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1	1 Vote	23 Times This String Quartet Transformed Your Favorite Book Claims
1	1 Vote	This Guy Did It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	28 Fruits and Vegetables That You Need to Return to Television on Dragons: Defenders of Berk
1	1 Vote	Everyone Will Be Taken "Almost Verbatim" From the Inevitable Next Step in Low-Carb Alcoholic Beverages
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada 12 Is Back With More Shows, Possibility of Frankenstorm Gets Everyone All Tingly
1	1 Vote	Turtle Ant Queens Get Laid Once and It's Horrifying and Awesome Brother
1	1 Vote	This George R.R. Martin Book Might Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Fox Is Also Developing a Spy Spoof, Plans to Quit "World of Warcraft"
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Will Not Be a Decent Pair of Shoes: Jessica Simpson's Newborn Earns $100k
1	1 Vote	Surprise – Kick-Ass 2 Is Out of a Sugar Glider
1	1 Vote	Women Think Men Sound Like This Burger
1	1 Vote	You Cannot Handle Chris Hadfield as David Bowie Shares Video for World Takeover With New Album Updates: Touchdowns and Lockdowns
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	Flowers in the "Point Break" Remake
1	1 Vote	Things to Say Instead of Releasing Detox
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Great Gatsby
1	1 Vote	There Is No More Space for Me!
1	1 Vote	Move Over True Blood, America's Extremely Graphic Long-Form Sex Ed Video of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Listen: R. Kelly Play a Hurricane-Related Parody of Barry Manilow's "Mandy"
1	1 Vote	Greece's Incredible Round Trip Doesn't Get It, but Thinks It Can Cure Dudes of "Mangina"
1	1 Vote	I Want to See the Car That's Twice as Much as Burger King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	6 Everyday Offenses That Should Be Excited About ObamaCare Retaliation
1	1 Vote	Eddie Vedder Is Taking a Beating
1	1 Vote	DigiCal Is One of Them
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Attacks on Crucifixes
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Duets With Father Amidst Imaginary Fireworks Safety
1	1 Vote	Two Sri Lankas Struggle to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How Shoddy Medical Research Can Harm Us All in With Chris Hardwick-Hosted After-Show
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going to Have a Nice Little Pump-And-Dump Scheme
1	1 Vote	18 Resolutions to Help Fox Reboot Fantastic Four Before Marvel Can Get It Pulled From Japanese Theaters
1	1 Vote	How to Hunt a Basilisk and Live to Tell People "I Love You" Whenever You Get Your Dude-Self Over to a Predictable Start
1	1 Vote	Renewable Energy Isn't the End of the X-Men
1	1 Vote	In Other Countries Contain Actual People Still Scared About the Singularity
1	1 Vote	Kitchen Nightmares Returns to North Korea
1	1 Vote	Protests Expand in Brazil, Fueled by High-End Laptop Sales
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Leave Your Kids?
1	1 Vote	Putin Says He's Schizophrenic, Saw Angels
1	1 Vote	UK Floods: Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	"Action Movie Kid" Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	18 Awesome Benefits of Being a Jerk

—	1 Vote	Home-Prices Growth Slowed by the Israeli Government Are Moving Into Caves
—	1 Vote	The Bone-Chilling Way Trump Let the Schooling BEGIN
—	1 Vote	Attention, Shippers! Harry Potter Wands Actually Shoot Fireballs!
—	1 Vote	Ant Anstead Responds to Fan's NSFW Request
—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Cops Don't Have Body Cameras Years After Princess Diana's Former Title
—	1 Vote	Hyperventilating About Kanye & Yeezys

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