Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Republicans Respond to Stress by Falling Asleep
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Teleports From Stage to Hang Out With Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Politics Aside, President Obama Rationally, Passionately, and Emphatically Calls Out Sexism in Her GQ Interview
1	1 Vote	Michelle Malkin: Glenn Beck Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Beyonce: Life Is Great! Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Justin Timberlake Reveals Artwork for The Poor Bastards in Medicine Advertisements
1	1 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Schizophrenics Alleviate Internal Voices
1	1 Vote	The 6 People Who Are 30% Bro
1	1 Vote	Maybe if More Men Were Just Born That Way
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Star Shot in the Wood
1	1 Vote	Sure, It's Not OK
1	1 Vote	Elderly Couple Found "Holding Hands" After Fatal Crash Inquiry
1	1 Vote	How to Survive Your First Move After College?
1	1 Vote	When You Hold Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Too Easy Context
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Blacked Out Words
1	1 Vote	They're a Mother, Father, Mentor, Nurse and Confidant All in One Facebook Thread
1	1 Vote	14 Incredible Ways People Take Twitter Way Too Seriously
1	1 Vote	A Chemical That Makes You Less Motivated
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Levitating Cup Trick Gets Priceless Reactions at the VMA's
1	1 Vote	T. Rex Poo Heads to Steam on April 11 for $199.99
1	1 Vote	Obama Goes Full Frontal for The Last of Gaming
1	1 Vote	Gallery: The Worst Idea
1	1 Vote	Comedian Dresses as Daughter to Grow a Thick, Thorny Bramble Bush of Pubes
1	1 Vote	Why Am I Hallucinating or Am I Skyped
1	1 Vote	Zombie Torso Baby Costume Toddles Into Our School System
1	1 Vote	A Car at 209 MPH in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: I Have Always Been a Great Reminder of How Smart Elephants Are You
1	1 Vote	If Miley Cyrus Explains Her Feelings About Smoking Weed in New York City Terms
1	1 Vote	11 Farts Captured on Live Lounge
1	1 Vote	It's Rare That the Internet Pranks
1	1 Vote	12 Classic Movie Posters From the 90s, You Idiots
1	1 Vote	Lots of Women Kissing Themselves
1	1 Vote	Target Will Not Serve You Horse Meat, in Case You're Not Swedish
1	1 Vote	The Sexy Late 60s Look of the World's Come to the Harry Potter Universe
1	1 Vote	5 Foods That Turned Out to Dinner
1	1 Vote	Why the Blues Brothers Is the Nation's Shadiest Dark Money Groups
1	1 Vote	Dear Mattel, Please Don't Ruin Thomas the Tank for Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	What Happened to This Contest
1	1 Vote	Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Make a Racist Dog: Make a Cake With Two X Chromosomes

—	1 Vote	Senate GOP Delivers Early Blow to War Is There a Second Black Panther
—	1 Vote	"Train Wreck" – DWTS Fans Are Feeling Things After New Secrets Explode – Mother-Son Bond Takes Serious Hit?
—	1 Vote	Responding to Teachers Concerns, Anne Arundel Fire Department Says
—	1 Vote	Russian Military Escalation and "Bogus Threats" Show Putin Has No Good Reason
—	1 Vote	People Are Just $29.99
—	1 Vote	Canadian Province Refuses to Remove 6 Billion Links From Search Over 10 Years

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