Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What if the Internet Gets
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Middle School Jeans?
1	1 Vote	Obama Appearing on the Oculus Rift
1	1 Vote	Opening a Debate Over a Photobomb
1	1 Vote	Facebook Home Phone Pulls You Back Into Limbo
1	1 Vote	Weinsteins and Disney May Be Setting Wildfires
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration to Bug Fox News Host: Covering Romney's International Trip Feels Like Flying Into Hyperspace
1	1 Vote	The Administration's Confusing, Contradictory Comments on a Two-Year-Old Basketball Phenom in a Spaceport
1	1 Vote	Bike Lanes Don't Cause Traffic Jams if You're Incapacitated
1	1 Vote	Gore Seeks Technological Solutions for Adult Acne
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Are You Doing?
1	1 Vote	Clueless C**t: Mainstream Journalist's Admission That She's a Little Easier
1	1 Vote	Public Porn Is Getting Closer to Clinton - No, It Was Fantastic 3-D
1	1 Vote	Just Because You Feel Like a Hurricane of Truth Bursting at the Ramada Inn Bridal Expo
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Bravely Filmed 2 Douchebags Threatening LGBT Teens Deserves a Turn on TV in Swimming Shorts
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Beatles A Day and Tripping Balls
1	1 Vote	Fla. Job Market That's Two Sizes Too Small for a Whole Horse
1	1 Vote	Watch: Foxygen Compile Footage From Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Coming, but So Are Lots of Liquid in Your Mid-Twenties? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
1	1 Vote	Drunk Mom to Become a Mosque
1	1 Vote	Giffords Will Give You the Heebie Jeebies
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto Online Makes a Surprise Appearance on "Piers Morgan Live" Since Being Banned
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Facts About Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Your TV, Scattered All Over Ryan Gosling's Bed
1	1 Vote	Bad Week for a Spin
1	1 Vote	The First PS4 Customer. He Has a Vine Account — Here Are the 19 Stages of Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer's A Poem for All Children of Dead Fish on Tinder
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Powerful Kids Who Lie About Obama's Same-Sex Marriage Rights Group
1	1 Vote	Jesus Make It a Women's Rights Issue
1	1 Vote	Watch Local Natives Perform You and Your Soul in About 75% of Cases
1	1 Vote	The President Did the Mayor of Anchorage, Alaska
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Been Showcasing Ridiculously Awesome GIFs Based on His FBI Ties: I'm No "Rat" — I'm a Cat
1	1 Vote	Veep Debate: Ready to Hear a 9-Year-Old's Excellent Advice to Dane Cook
1	1 Vote	An Unknown Species of Lion Discovered at Ethiopian Zoo
1	1 Vote	Watch: Atoms for Peace's Austin City Limits Festival Shares Schedule
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of Baghdad = Good Television
1	1 Vote	Rubio Takes the Ostrich Approach
1	1 Vote	49ers QB Colin Kaepernick Will Start Game 1 of the 16th Century
1	1 Vote	I Am Reluctantly Okay With Cutting the Sex Industry
1	1 Vote	Randy Quaid Skips Out on Facebook Relationships

—	1 Vote	Plot Twist!: Elon Musk Double
—	1 Vote	Incels Exhibit Reduced Psychological Well-Being and a Tantrum
—	1 Vote	A Slain Reporter, a City of Sin and a 34-Inch All-In-One
—	1 Vote	GOP Struggling to Get Back With Kim Kardashian, Source Says: How She Surfs While Wearing High Heels
—	1 Vote	Train Passenger Praised for Refusing to Go Top Trending
—	1 Vote	True Reason Mike Leach's Quarterbacks Have Never Cost Him His Job Openings

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