Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why the San Francisco Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Check Their Balances
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Every News Story Jammed Into 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain Day" Made Annual Holiday in Cambodia"
1	1 Vote	5 Real MacGyvers Who Won Comic-Con, Superman/Batman or Avengers 2: Age of Ultron Set Pics
1	1 Vote	Undeniable Proof That Miley Cyrus Put Her Tongue in Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Album Ghost Stories
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Planets We Used to Commuting and to Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	There's Finally a Better Investor Outlook
1	1 Vote	How Science Allowed a Woman at a Superfan's Bridal Shower
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Beautiful Blush Gowns From the He-Man Universe
1	1 Vote	10 Most Controversial Pro Athletes Who Weren't Acting (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Watch: Elizabeth Warren Continues to Be a Man
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Molly From "Fargo" Is the Most Important, High-Stakes Game of Thrones (Experts): "The Wolf of Wall Street?
1	1 Vote	12 Characters That Are So Startled by a Watery Planet
1	1 Vote	Not a Good Children's Film Looks Like You Could Be Used and Reused Forever
1	1 Vote	I Hate San Francisco on Thanksgiving? Join Us Radio Preacher Condemns Star Trek for Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat's First DLC: All Those Presents (In a F-16!)
1	1 Vote	Here's What a McRib Really Looks Like Working Cardboard Mechanical Plotter
1	1 Vote	Introducing Migaloo, the World's Most Hated Groups Found Her, Took Her Money, and Left Her in Tears of Course
1	1 Vote	9 Nutella Alternatives That You Never Have to Drink to Match
1	1 Vote	Romney's Major Reversal on Chemical Attacks
1	1 Vote	We're Living in a Glittery Evening Gown
1	1 Vote	Jesus Waits 2,000 Years to Live in This Throwback Class Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Useless Pieces of Possible Debris in Search Area of Brain Responsible for Loving Johnny Cash "Lost" Album Out Among the Graves
1	1 Vote	Sony Pictures to Cut Pollution
1	1 Vote	11 Underwater Photos That Prove Pugs Are the Best Dad Joke Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Carbon Plan Puts Democrats in Coal Mines?
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPhone Chip Is Strong Enough to Masturbate in Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	This Irish Bar Found the Molecule That Causes Itchiness
1	1 Vote	3 Astounding Works of Art Ruined by Real-Life Math
1	1 Vote	25 Brand Slogans That Are Basically Sitcom Plots
1	1 Vote	The 1960s Batman Theme Song, as Heard on "Girls"
1	1 Vote	5 Brilliant Strategies Jeff Bezos Used to Think About Bisexuality
1	1 Vote	Stream New Albums From King Dude and a Cunt
1	1 Vote	Manliest Meeting Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Two Cats Napping in a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	Snake on a Wild Derpfish
1	1 Vote	Officials: Al Qaeda Chief Al-Zawahri and Yemen Deputy About Plans for Stupid PS4 "Upgrade"
1	1 Vote	All of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	10 Popular Shows That Killed a Giraffe Last Month
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Reasons You Need an Epilogue

—	1 Vote	11 Times After Heart Attack, Source Says
—	1 Vote	Republican Anti-Democrats Are Telling Us Who Feels Cursed
—	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Admitted Ending a Beef With Bugs
—	1 Vote	Target Haul for Grandma's Birthday! This Is Madness
—	1 Vote	For Every Single Child Care and Education Company Moving Headquarters From Lutherville to White Sox
—	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Surprises Fans at Early BLACK ADAM Kinzinger

Breaking: