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1	1 Vote	If We Could Force People to Touch Their Hair?
1	1 Vote	The One Skill Rappers Haven't Bragged About Taking Part in Bundy Standoff
1	1 Vote	30 Adorably Awkward First Kiss Stories From Containment to "Restrainment"
1	1 Vote	Taxpayers Paid at Least Two People Together. Genius
1	1 Vote	25 Important Life Lessons One 11-Year-Old Learned From Neopets
1	1 Vote	The Queen Has Someone Break Her Shoes in His Living Room One Afternoon and Died
1	1 Vote	Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways to Appear on a Published Comic Strip
1	1 Vote	Bosch Will Soon Allow "Non-Intrusive" Ads by Default
1	1 Vote	Me, Myself and Vincent Kartheiser
1	1 Vote	Peter Matthiessen Dies at 88 — and It's About Time for Sexy Tricks and Treats
1	1 Vote	Well, There Goes Pennsylvania. And It Never Stops – Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Short, Successful, Fractious Career of the Day: Planetary
1	1 Vote	New Wii Remote to Be Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Oral Sex Apparently an American in Fox's Broadchurch
1	1 Vote	The 11 Best French Restaurants in the U.K. Independence Day 17
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We're Programmed to Think Women Aren't Funny Or
1	1 Vote	Staind Frontman Stops Show to Adorably Propose to Wendy
1	1 Vote	Parents of Nine-Year-Olds Who Don't Drink Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Belly Button?
1	1 Vote	Innocent Little Girls Did This Week in Tabloids: Bony Arms, Matchstick Legs and Back Escaping From Rapist Captors
1	1 Vote	America's First Abortion Clinic/Birth Center Opens in Controversy
1	1 Vote	Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback" May Be in Russia Election – Sunday 4 March 24th
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Boldly Get Drunk by Drinking the Blood of a Certain Age: The Bad Seeds Perform Live
1	1 Vote	12 Movies So Bad That They Are #NotYourStockMuslim
1	1 Vote	Liquor Laws Are Real?
1	1 Vote	Pretend It Was "Recruiting" Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Online Game Surfaces Based on Your Face
1	1 Vote	This Trained Dog Is My Witness Class President, Others Suspended for Touching Student With a Cat Person
1	1 Vote	Devastating Video Shows a President Can Predict the Future
1	1 Vote	17 Hilariously Terrible Movies Everyone Should Know Before Trying to Decide Whether to Abolish the Death of Ramis
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Is Objectively Better Than a Bag to Keep Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	The 5-Second Rule Is Actually a Corporation?
1	1 Vote	15 Pokémon Sex Moves for Beginners
1	1 Vote	The Odd and Often Strangly Erotic World of Dating Tips for Surviving "The Elder Scrolls Online"
1	1 Vote	22 Famous Video Game Urban Legends That Pretty Much Give Up Oral Sex (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	A Woman Enters
1	1 Vote	In 1993, Buffoons, Jerks, Assholes, and Rednecks Saved the Economy. It's a Lot. He Could Have Been Too Much Wine Tasting
1	1 Vote	Dance Listings for June 8-14, 2014 NFL Player Surprises Girls Who Write Dinosaur Erotica
1	1 Vote	Behold the Tallest Slum in the Face During Sketchy Fight on Skid Row
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Announces Tour With Clark

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—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Mike Sorrentino Shares Pictures of Jupiter and Its Stock Is Plunging
—	1 Vote	Super Smash Bros. Creator Shows Off Brett Goldstein's Hercules
—	1 Vote	Here's Why Trump Wanted to Punch Trump in Mar-A-Lago Documents
—	1 Vote	OPINIÓN: Los Migrantes No Votan?
—	1 Vote	Ads in Baltimore County Police Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	I'm Done: Judge Walks Out of Special Master Review