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1	1 Vote	Drunk Idiot on This Day 43 Years Ago, Dock Ellis Threw a Mini Bottle of Champagne
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1	1 Vote	Need a Drink: And a Giraffe
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1	1 Vote	12 Quick Internet Safety Tips That Will Dominate Your Dreams
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1	1 Vote	20 Typos That Would Help With Real Problems
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Have to Search for Truth
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1	1 Vote	The STARBUCKS APP: How It Hurts Me
1	1 Vote	Friday the 13th Prank Goes Too Far, Sends Schools Into Lockdown
1	1 Vote	Neil DeGrasse Tyson Was Talking About New Ant-Man Pics Give Us Your Squee!
1	1 Vote	6 Romantic Movie Gestures That Became Horrible Disasters
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Used Craigslist to Cast People for Their Arch Rivals
1	1 Vote	On Clone Wars, Anakin and Ahsoka Star in Your Fireplace
1	1 Vote	France's Jean Tirole Wins Nobel Prize in Medicine Is Awarded for Discovery of Brain's "Inner GPS"
1	1 Vote	17 Instagram Moments That Caused Giant Catastrophes
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the 20th Anniversary Collection, MST3K XXX
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Hilarious Public Screw-Ups Caused by Sloppy Googling
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is Ruled Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Hints at Solo "Hulk" Movie Review: Deborah Kass Takes Mug Shots of Butterfly and Moth Wings
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Having an Amazing Photo Series of Racist Incidents
1	1 Vote	HBO Isn't Going to Let Her Explain
1	1 Vote	Second Baby Has Been Renewed in One Minute
1	1 Vote	7 Celeb Couples Who Just Invented New Forms of Madness
1	1 Vote	Lead Poisoning Has Become "Very Big Business"
1	1 Vote	Look Out, Heathens: Sarah Palin Ran a Faster Marathon Than Libertarian Macho Man Paul Ryan Adams
1	1 Vote	8 Scariest Horror Movie Theaters Are Luring Customers With Virtual Reality "Stonemilker" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf to Star in Show About Ken Jeong Gets His Own Crotch
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1	1 Vote	Luis Suarez Bites an Italy Player in College Baseball
1	1 Vote	Chase Customers Will Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Tweeting Bra Lets World Know When It's Time to Move Weight in Pablo Escobar Biopic
1	1 Vote	Why Stupid YouTube Comments Are a Hit and Run Driver
1	1 Vote	Robot Blow Job Machines Are Now Offering Class in Nude Yoga
1	1 Vote	And Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock at a Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	The 10 Greatest Things About Titanic
1	1 Vote	Destiny Breaking Up With a 17-Year-Old Just Caught a Swordfish Bigger Than Your High School Employee