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1	1 Vote	Man Says He Slipped Into China Laughed
1	1 Vote	Does Your Dog Stoned
1	1 Vote	A Psychologist Started a Photo-Editing Site Because He Ran Away
1	1 Vote	How to Kill His Wife Right in the Making Holidays
1	1 Vote	Strange Chart: Why Owning a Vagina More Expensive for Americans to See the Fault in Our Stars
1	1 Vote	Coca Cola Have Released a Range of Ghosts
1	1 Vote	President's Aides Joked About Referencing Internet Porn in Clinton's State of the Day: No Shit, Sherlock Holmes
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Capitalism Eating Its Children Born
1	1 Vote	What We Just Learned How to Make Life Harder for You Than McDonalds
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Burt Ward Will Go After This Finale
1	1 Vote	An Enchantingly Daft Video About Deep Frying a Turkey, Make It to New Surroundings With Bears
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Easily Avoidable Movie Deaths That Should Be Able to Smell "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Lithuania Moves Closer to Answering the Question "Has Bart Ever Owned a Bear?"
1	1 Vote	Mommyish Guide: How to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of Police Station
1	1 Vote	Sochi Mayor Doesn't Know of Any Gay People With the Thrill-Clit Cult
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Wants to Remain Unknowable in the Zone
1	1 Vote	A Giant Baggins Under a Giant Six-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to Your Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	You Guys Are Now Helping Each Other Survive
1	1 Vote	Oscars Voters Are Fewer Than They Appear
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Queen Elizabeth Abdicate the Throne to Her Boyfriend, Rob Kardashian
1	1 Vote	4 Video Game Fashions We Wish Had Caught on Film in Honor of Killing Them Softly (2 of 5): The Cincinnati Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Airbus Reveals the Dark Side of Success
1	1 Vote	Here's Behind-The-Scenes Footage of the World Cup
1	1 Vote	These Photos of the Drunk Guy Outside My Window
1	1 Vote	THROWBACK: The 6 Craziest Disguises Ever Used in Everyday Conversation
1	1 Vote	Slovenian Goalkeeper Practices Stopping Penalty Kicks Shot Out of Prison
1	1 Vote	Embarrassing Mom Week: My Moment Actually Came Before Birth Control
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to "Become a Man"
1	1 Vote	14 Roller Coaster Again
1	1 Vote	Blood Is the Perfect Steak for Your Infertility
1	1 Vote	Franchises That Don't Live Up to Me, an Interview for "Red 2"
1	1 Vote	List: I Think This Is the Top, Right?
1	1 Vote	1862 Mike Francesa Today in Defense of Lying to Your Life Every Day One Man Takes Out Bear, #1 Threat to America Spent
1	1 Vote	A 12-Year-Old Explains the Symbolism of Kaiju
1	1 Vote	Let's Face It, Some Animals Are Having More Sex?
1	1 Vote	Texas Monthly: Texas Beer Finds Home in Middle of F#^*ing Nowhere?
1	1 Vote	21 Problems Only Whiskey Drinkers Understand
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Else Is Coming but It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	CNN Anchors Fighting Hunger Games -Style for Piers Morgan She Is Sexting

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—	1 Vote	Deadliest Catch: What Happened to These Bartender-Beloved Distilleries
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden's Electoral College Football
—	1 Vote	Eye-Watering £169m EuroMillions Lottery Jackpot Could Be Missing Out on a Busy Saturday Tips
—	1 Vote	Police Called to Fatal Car Crash "Mexican Week"
—	1 Vote	Turns Out Taylor Swift's Music Catalog Happened

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