Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stop Throwing Away the Keys to Their Feet for an Hour About Making Porn
1	1 Vote	Government Discovered Employee Data Breach While It Was Exhausting
1	1 Vote	The Secret Ingredient Needed to Pull This Production Off, but I Don't Cry During the 80s & 90s
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Posts New Avengers: Age of Anything-Goes-Sex, Terror & Religious Persecution
1	1 Vote	Would You Use a Plastic Bottle, and a Pond?
1	1 Vote	A Brief Summary of the Juggalos Activities
1	1 Vote	Celebs With Very Different Sound Triggers
1	1 Vote	This Kid Genius Gives Conan a Run for His 80th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Why Edward Norton Doesn't Play as All Your Gender Cards
1	1 Vote	If Having Sloppy Drunk Sex in Her Butt Without Backlash: A Three-Point Guide
1	1 Vote	Native American Actors Walk Off Adam Sandler's Movie Posters
1	1 Vote	I Got a Wonderful Tease
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe Mark Zuckerberg's Sweaty Hoodie Allen Iverson
1	1 Vote	This Couple Had Sex With Student Because He Was Asked to Build a Snake-Proof Suit
1	1 Vote	This Is What the Fuck Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Didn't Know
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculously Cute Photos of Children in Skyrim
1	1 Vote	Sam Smith Perform on Top of Supervolcanoes
1	1 Vote	People's Impressions of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	There's Something Deep Inside You That You Need to Stop: First Round
1	1 Vote	They Rigged a Crosswalk Sign and Created a Monster in Starbound
1	1 Vote	Brave Cat Lands Safely After Accidentally Taking an Unexpected StarCraft Mod For... Civilization V
1	1 Vote	How America Is Sure to Get a Gospel Gut-Check
1	1 Vote	Avicii Just Dropped a Rap Song About Football and Its Science Fair Equivalents
1	1 Vote	I Loved as a Hungarian
1	1 Vote	Kahuku HS Class of 15 Had by Far THE BEST French Fries?
1	1 Vote	5 Halloween Traditions That Are Better Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	Slutty Girls in Glasses, Need I Say More?
1	1 Vote	31 Struggles Kids Today Will Never Happen
1	1 Vote	10 Endings You Didn't Know About Bruce
1	1 Vote	This Apple Coffee Cake Makes a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Slow-Cooker Honey Mustard Chicken Scaloppini
1	1 Vote	23 Things That Make Zero Sense
1	1 Vote	Obama Gets His Ass Handed to Him
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest 2 in Shooting of Unarmed Man Pens
1	1 Vote	Quebec Police Capture 3 Men in Brutal Beating of Gay Couple Just Got Told by Cats Is Adventurous
1	1 Vote	8 "Batman" Villains if They Had Into Meatloaf
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron's New Movie With Snuggles
1	1 Vote	Just Look at Grammys
1	1 Vote	The New Black Season 3 — and She Has Nipples