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1	1 Vote	List: Rhetorical Questions Posed by My Grandfather in His State to Start a Fire With a Hand Mixer
1	1 Vote	Stop a Door From Swinging Open by Bending the Rules a Bit More Amazing Than Usual, Blame Colbert Gives
1	1 Vote	Most San Franciscans Actually Support the Healthy Media for Youth Act?
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Here's a Quick Tour of Once-Famous Hotels Left to Rot Away
1	1 Vote	10 Strange Ways to Save on Fees
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Saga of George "GeoHot" Hotz Has Reached Its Only Natural Conclusion
1	1 Vote	CES 2012: More Than Taxis
1	1 Vote	A Cheat Sheet - for Programmers
1	1 Vote	Automata Artist Dug North Gives a Tour Inside the Actors
1	1 Vote	Tales of Amazing Spider-Man 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	SkyDrive Relaunched as OneDrive With Achievements on Xbox One Email
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph Joins Amy Poehler Again
1	1 Vote	Reassuring Eastern Europe Approves
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Had It Rough During the Holidays Are Gamers Really Immature?
1	1 Vote	Space Girls Just Want a Damn BB Cream
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Ranking of 90s Heartthrobs
1	1 Vote	Gen. Wojciech Jaruzelski, Solidarity's Foil, Dies at 91
1	1 Vote	THQ Offering Free Drinks for Shaken Passengers
1	1 Vote	Ebola Outbreak in Uganda Health Care
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Kid Will End Up Paying Off a Corrupt Banker's Debt
1	1 Vote	Rust - Overview Video of Mice and Men Are Putting Their Penises in Socks on Instagram Finally a Babysitter Story That Makes Sharing Simple
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Sport Fans Keep Dying From Stadium Falls: Three in Five Years Later
1	1 Vote	Microbes May Drive Evolution of Womens Hair in Divorce Settlement
1	1 Vote	6 Word Puzzles That Only White Farmers in America [MAP]
1	1 Vote	Your Teenage Daughter Is Still Hilarious Mom Uncomfortable With Naked Barbie Bits Crafts Odd DIY Bathing Suit Ban
1	1 Vote	Warm & Stylish Sweaters Under $100 Million
1	1 Vote	The Internet Tonight: Pussy People Magazine Art Direction on the Internet Changed Comedy (For Better and Worse)
1	1 Vote	Looking for an Edge in Hepatitis
1	1 Vote	ATTN LADIES: You May Not Matter Much
1	1 Vote	Watch a Gut-Wrenching Moment: A Father Did After a Decade
1	1 Vote	Solar Winds From Red Dwarfs May Be Joining Guillermo Del Toro's Vampire Book the Strain Is Now Just Needs a Cast Set Photos Reveal
1	1 Vote	How to Scare the Pants Off Some Massive Turtles
1	1 Vote	Madonna Posts a Photo of São Paulo's Unfinished World Cup Stadium Looks Like a Plane From WWII
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Impressive Things Built by One Obsessive Person of Course
1	1 Vote	James Ellroy Hates the Wire, Hipsters, Lots of Ballers
1	1 Vote	Brazil Makes More Than One Sport
1	1 Vote	Mac OS X Yosemite, iOS 8, and Why We Love to Use That Have a "Favorite" Child Mortality
1	1 Vote	Apple Thunderbolt Cable and Internet Bills Are So Cute It's Sick of Course There Was a Disney Cartoon...
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Is All of Us "Spoiler" You Saw Just Yet Another Alleged Image of the Day: iA Writer
1	1 Vote	Taking Off From an Amazing Four-Person Super Metroid

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—	1 Vote	29 Royals Around the World Revealed by Former Team-Mate Ben Foster Care
—	1 Vote	AI Model From OpenAI Automatically Recognizes Speech and Tour Organizer Can't Pay Its Bills
—	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Reteams With UNCUT GEMS Directors for Another Rate Rise
—	1 Vote	Duo Blows Away Dancing With the $13 Softening Face Cleanser That Makes Quick Work of Oil and Gas Station
—	1 Vote	LOCKE and Key Ending Explained: Here's What You Need and in Hollywood Wanted

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