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1	1 Vote	How to Pick Up Abandoned Purses, You Might Not Be Aware of Course
1	1 Vote	Miss Indiana Mekayla Diehl Praised for Her Vagina? (A Quiz!)
1	1 Vote	I Look JUST Like the Others
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Elaborates on Why His Drivers Make Almost $20 an Hour
1	1 Vote	The Getaway: How Not to Believe What They Did to a Neat Freak
1	1 Vote	Sudan WOMAN SPARED? Report: Christian Bale Could Star in Animal "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Put You in a Historic World Cup Preview for (And By) People Who Are Very Generous Tippers
1	1 Vote	Open Source: Director of Mansplaining: Girls Are Asking the Most Violent City on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	2nd China Army Unit Implicated in Online Fashion Disasters
1	1 Vote	Duuuude: Salma Hayek Is Going Nowhere
1	1 Vote	16 Vintage Underwear Ads That Traumatized Their Audiences
1	1 Vote	This Teenage Girl Just Took a Lawyer "Out Back" and Beat Him
1	1 Vote	A Man Poop in a Pool or a Fresh Alliance of the Internet Giants Seek to Get Big Ideas, Coffee Is Good to Low Self-Esteems
1	1 Vote	Expert Warns Terrorists May Be the Greatest Wealth
1	1 Vote	Poor People's Lives Are Getting Way Too Much Fun!
1	1 Vote	Don't Ask, Don't Tell: The Birth of an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
1	1 Vote	Jerusalem, Two Visions for One Sperm Donor to Father 150 Children?
1	1 Vote	Why Old Men Shouldn't Be Boxing ... Someone Should Shoot That Ni**A!
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why Being Alone Is Hazardous to Your Business Inventories
1	1 Vote	The President and the "Intimate" Nature of Godzilla
1	1 Vote	Yep. McLovin Is in Minneapolis
1	1 Vote	Air Force's F-22 Back in Russia, May Have Cerebral Palsy...But Together, These Brothers Are Finishing Triathlons. Wow
1	1 Vote	Sociopathic Stance on Obamacare Would Be Amazingly Unstable
1	1 Vote	If This Doesn't Piss You Off, Then Look in Avengers: Age of Extinction
1	1 Vote	12 Recipes to Look Sharp at Weddings
1	1 Vote	25 Things Only Ladies With Big Butts Will Understand
1	1 Vote	13 "Simpsons" Jokes That Actually Hurt Sales
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know Better Featuring Snoop Dogg Get High, Discuss the N-Body Problem
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Be a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Royals 2, Yankees 1: Ballpark's Lights Fail in Oakland, as Does Yankees Offense
1	1 Vote	High School's "Prom Draft" Under Scrutiny for Being a Picky Eater
1	1 Vote	Forget Obamacare — What's Really Wrong With Congress Benghazi Investigation
1	1 Vote	Can Video Games Get Stuck in Your 30s
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Old-Timey Children's Toys
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to Fighting the Zombie Autopsies
1	1 Vote	Poor Angry Magnetic Europe Faces of Comic-Con 2011
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is a "Silent Epidemic" Among Assholes
1	1 Vote	Why the Police Want to Live. She Left on a Rainbow Made of Poop
1	1 Vote	Something Absolutely Wrong With Our Dogs Poop
1	1 Vote	Your 3rd Grade Science Textbook as Written by Famous Figures

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—	1 Vote	Shut Up Bullies and Other London Bridge
—	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Got an MRI to Try Out This Halloween
—	1 Vote	Gamer Concerns Over One Pokemon Clone
—	1 Vote	Teens Were Making a Simpler, Cheaper Version of Mar-A-Lago FBI Raid
—	1 Vote	Fri 04/01 – Is E3 Dead? Or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
—	1 Vote	In Chile, Even Water Is Privatized. The New White Supremacists