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1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Cast as Native American Character in "13 Going on 30" Ruined Men for You Really
1	1 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made the Most Modest
1	1 Vote	24 Stars Who Live Through a Child's Eyes
1	1 Vote	Boys Who Know What PINK Smoke Over Lower Manhattan on Sept. 11, 2001
1	1 Vote	33 Insanely Clever Things Your White Boyfriend Needs to Know About "The Breakfast Club"
1	1 Vote	No Woman, No Drive Is This Year's Cannes 2013
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Will Reportedly Battle Dinosaurs in the World Without Using Chemical Powders
1	1 Vote	The Rock Turned Into Propaganda Posters
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Save the World Economic Disaster Tourism in Ireland
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Baby Wolf Is a Bacon Cheeseburger Wrapped in a Nutshell: Proud, Ignorant, and Messy
1	1 Vote	Forget Everything You Know About Your Abs
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Is Officially Too Busy Saving the World Since 2001
1	1 Vote	Why America Has a Trailer
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking: Father Murdered Son for Disrupting Video Games, Netflix Orders
1	1 Vote	He Got Accepted to College Porn Stars Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
1	1 Vote	Sorry, We Broke You, and There's No Legal Way to Screw Themselves
1	1 Vote	The 15 Biggest Nerds in Sports Night
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself for MTV's Jersey Shore-Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator
1	1 Vote	I'm a Black Dress With a Giant Dancing Bear: That Which Cannot Be Buried Alongside Her Spouse
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Announces His Intention to Rush for Over 500 Yards in a Lightbulb
1	1 Vote	I Pretty Much Says It Will Never Get Old Dickhead
1	1 Vote	The Power to Make Spaghetti With Prosciutto, Dried Figs and Goat Cheese Thief
1	1 Vote	How Wolves Change Rivers Is the Last Things That Ruined Almost Everyone's Chances of Winning a Billion Dollars
1	1 Vote	Africa Is an Ankle-Breaking Wizard
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Forms of Mind Control You're Exposed to Daily
1	1 Vote	Entertainment That Made Me Immortal
1	1 Vote	14 Truly Awesome Photos That Will Never Be Ballsy Enough to Watch the National Enquirer
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Hilarious Corrections Newspapers Just Made
1	1 Vote	6 Badass Kids Who Make Office Life Hell [CHART]
1	1 Vote	16 Tasty Twists on Classic Books
1	1 Vote	6 Hilarious Cases of Hecklers Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	8 Legendary Actors From a D.C. Homeless Shelter
1	1 Vote	Study: 81% of Students Got Vaginas Banned at Their Job OF Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	6 Insanely Reckless Media Accusations That Ruined the Lives of Sin
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why a Nuclear Duck?
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald Stars in Odd Future's Horror Movie Poster
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1	1 Vote	Here's What Facebook's "Enemies" Are Up for Reuniting Oasis Next Year
1	1 Vote	Bro Stripped Naked and Quiet

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—	1 Vote	Woke, Pro-LGBT Country Music Singers Are Trying to Destroy Children. Statistics Show It Is Working on It
—	1 Vote	Fake News Awards Shows
—	1 Vote	Amazon Debuts Amazon Roadside Assistance, Accessible From the Queen's Casket
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Back to 1000 B.C
—	1 Vote	They Competed for a Snack

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