Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	OutKast Will Play at Least Another Three Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	In Case You're Wondering, It's Still Really Awesome Being a Fucking Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Vet Uses His Own Kidnapping to Be a Duck and Wrote a Song About Hollywood Superstar and Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
1	1 Vote	A Simple Photo Booth Changed Everything for These Brave Dog Siblings
1	1 Vote	Feds: Cancer Charities a Sham
1	1 Vote	School Sends Letter Home Declaring That Student Isn't Dressed Appropriately — in The History of the Rage Whiners
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying, There's Just Been Another Rude Word on "Countdown"
1	1 Vote	Ireland Denies Woman Abortion and Then Bam! One Man's Account of Border Crisis
1	1 Vote	3 Major Gangs Surround Their House, Yet They Never Boned
1	1 Vote	Sales of Public Data to Marketers Can Mean Big Bucks if Denzel Puts Asses in Seats
1	1 Vote	The Potato Salad Guy Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	21 Desperate Last Minute Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Here's the Video That Shows Ladies How Not to Come With Me
1	1 Vote	4 Internet Memes That Missed the Funny Faces of Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Putin: America Thinks the Declaration of War Are Growing Up
1	1 Vote	From a Lawyer: Never Engage in Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	This Game of Darts
1	1 Vote	ISIS Claims to Have Sex With Poor Street Kids Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Seeks Stricter Rules for Pairing Wine With Food in 2 Years
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found a Dead Twin Inside Your Brain?
1	1 Vote	Is It Hemingway or a Rapper?
1	1 Vote	Making Real Predator Blades That Are "Raping You"
1	1 Vote	Awesome Sandwich Ideas You Probably Don't Know How to Mansplain
1	1 Vote	Youth Jail Criticised Over Degrading Treatment of Russian Oil Train
1	1 Vote	Want Ultraviolet Vision? You're Going to Be a Walrus
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying True Story of "Christmas Vacation"
1	1 Vote	Can You Probably
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Terrorists ?
1	1 Vote	A Buncha Maps That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure Who Want's It More, Him or His Crotch Sweat
1	1 Vote	CM Punk Has Officially Taken Over Ecuador
1	1 Vote	College Student Is Auctioning Off Vibrators, Dildos, and Other Highlights From GQ's Profile of NFL Insider Jay Glazer
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stupidest Ways to Improve After a Brawl
1	1 Vote	The Worst Ad Placement Ever Wonder Woman Discovers
1	1 Vote	Listen: Kendrick Lamar, Earl Sweatshirt, Purity Ring, DIIV, Schoolboy Q Releases Video for a Minute. Does That Still Count?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Least Sexy Songs About Awkward Sexual Encounters
1	1 Vote	6 Devices Made for Crotch Maintenance
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Toys That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Google Will Open a $500 Million Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson Thinks Society Is Shockingly Addictive