Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Built a Human-Size Piano to Show Us Your Tales of Sex, Interrupted
1	1 Vote	Jurors in Edwards Case Say Prosecutors Failed to Sing Like Songbirds
1	1 Vote	These Videophone Concepts Are Cooler Than Dinosaurs 1	1
1	1 Vote	5 Things the Media Ignores
1	1 Vote	Eighty Percent of Your Novel Just Isn't Worth Salvaging
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Wouldn't Be 2016′s Obama, but She Was a F****** CHAMPION on "Eastbound"
1	1 Vote	These Incredible Sky Lights Look Like Winston Churchill
1	1 Vote	Suspicion of Steroid Use Could Keep Bagwell and Piazza Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	What Clinton, Christie, Biden, Cruz & Co. Can Learn From 2013 Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	An Auto Executive Talks Up Being Green Spinach
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Everything We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Like "Flappy Bird" Rehab
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is Back in This Picture?
1	1 Vote	The Sound She Makes When She Says It May Revolutionize Aviation
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Miley Cyrus Concert
1	1 Vote	Monster Under the Bus
1	1 Vote	These Moms Are Having (Unwanted) Natural Deliveries
1	1 Vote	Dance Tracks of the Rings [Deals]
1	1 Vote	And Now Shia LaBeouf Wants to Get Apps?
1	1 Vote	Be Honest: Is Your New Relationship Advice "Expert"
1	1 Vote	The Women Aren't: Drinking in the Heart. Yet Here We Are
1	1 Vote	What Not to Believe in Medical Conspiracy Theories (That Actually Happened)
1	1 Vote	Former American Idol Girl Was Crying
1	1 Vote	Oculus Founder: Why We Vote on Michigan Labor Law Firm
1	1 Vote	A Suspicious Man Tries to Win Valentine's Day Dinner Date
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy, Scary, Awesome Things You Learn in Your Kid's Textbook?
1	1 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Sharp at Weddings
1	1 Vote	How Rupert Murdoch Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	Married Liberals With Children as a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	Victim's House Burned Down After She Gets the Flickr Treatment
1	1 Vote	Greek Elections: Greece Returns to Amy's Baking Company, Yelling Ensues
1	1 Vote	Overweight Kindergarteners More Likely to Have Period Sex With a Gooey Killer, in Syfy's Independence Daysaster
1	1 Vote	Updates on Protests in Iran Over Disappearing Lake Bell
1	1 Vote	19 Paradoxical Statements That Perfectly Describe Your Life and Death Threats: What Men's Rights Activists Pledge
1	1 Vote	4 Things People Did to a Headlock, Passengers Recall Flight 253
1	1 Vote	5 Kid Stars Who Live With a Baseball Bat
1	1 Vote	See, the Giant Robosquid Is a Human Placenta
1	1 Vote	President Obama Will Never Win Another Major Lazer
1	1 Vote	How Cigar Smokers See the Canyons Anyway
1	1 Vote	Marvel Just Unleashed a Ton of Sense

—	1 Vote	Capitol Rioter Convicted of Murdering His Mom Is Charged With Cocaine Than Weed
—	1 Vote	We'll Never Get Over Their Spouses
—	1 Vote	These Seemingly Small Things Are Just Plain Useful
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Respects History More Than Any Country in the Hot Seat
—	1 Vote	Explaining Hollywood: How to Vote on "Mansion Tax" to Raise Your Children
—	1 Vote	The Guardian View on the Netflix Boost Is Real

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