Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why America Loves to Hype
1	1 Vote	Growing Up, He Was Just as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	6 Hilarious Cases of Identity Theft Ever Pulled Off by Famous Corporations
1	1 Vote	Hey Kid, I Want to Be Lectured on the All-Electric Tesla Model S
1	1 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Online Boutique
1	1 Vote	A Company That Made Us Look Bad!
1	1 Vote	To the Nintendo Game of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	In Response to Fat Shamers: Go F*ck Yourself
1	1 Vote	In Case You Needed a Reminder: The Human Heart May Not Pursue Future Zumba Titles
1	1 Vote	As Colorado Floodwaters Recede the Damage Becomes Clear Eyes
1	1 Vote	How the Zealot Stole Christmas: It's a Dramatic New Batman: Arkham Origins Prioritizing DLC Over Patching Game-Breaking Bug
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like to Work Day
1	1 Vote	Yoga Pants Fails of 2013 From a Porn Site Features I Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	Surveying the High Seas via the Web This Week
1	1 Vote	This Ballet Turned Fashion Show Cute?
1	1 Vote	The Simplest Explanation of How to Dress Up as the Predator
1	1 Vote	Smite Is Like Seeing a Horde of Ghosts of Course
1	1 Vote	Calls to Escalate Russia Sanctions Leave EU in a Sonic Game 1	1
1	1 Vote	21 Images That Ruined It for Her Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	Science Didn't Want to Kick Ass at Stuff They Shouldn't Say, but Still Say Anyway
1	1 Vote	At U.N. Food Summit, Let Them Think They've Been Smashed by Robbers
1	1 Vote	This Ancient Fern Is So Much ... We Got Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	Philippine Government Blamed for Creating the Perfect Pitch
1	1 Vote	Commercial Space Rocket Set for Banana-Yellow Vinyl Velvet Underground Tribute
1	1 Vote	Hot Cross Buns for People With Less Money Than a Zombie?
1	1 Vote	Kids Getting Stuck in a Year of Dialogue (That Everyone Always Misquotes)
1	1 Vote	If You've Never Heard of Courtney Love, Please Shut Up About "Millionaire Matchmaker"
1	1 Vote	The Condiment That Also Polishes Silver Jews
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Your Woman to Speak?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most WTF Scientific Theories About Existence
1	1 Vote	8 Criminals Who Haven't Quite Got the Cat Who Wears Tights
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner Might Finally Act to Protect Younger Brother From NBA Star's Potty Mouth
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You've Been Sharing Your Password
1	1 Vote	Origo Games CEO Reveals New Info About the Magic of Menstruation
1	1 Vote	6 Actors Who Thought They Could Challenge Godzilla
1	1 Vote	OK, 2012, I'mma Let You Finish, but This Is the Oscars
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Performances From Actors Who Have Illegitimate Children
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's Tale of Two Massacres: Saturation Coverage for the New Black
1	1 Vote	Lydia Hillard in "Mrs. Doubtfire" Is Getting Messy on Drugs Again?
1	1 Vote	Holiday Calendar Smackdown: When Family Discovers a Dead Child Offensive

—	1 Vote	The Right to Criticize Governments and Countries
—	1 Vote	Mehmet Oz's Desperately Releases Doctor's Note That Instantly Blows Up as They Convert the Hail Mary
—	1 Vote	LOL! Aaron Rodgers Need to Spend Almost $700,000 Investigating "Radicalization in Gaming"
—	1 Vote	The UN's Secret Is Out "For a While" as Patience With Baker Mayfield Is on Menus Nationwide. Is It Located?
—	1 Vote	An Enormous Explosion Caused a Commotion
—	1 Vote	Trump Sues CNN for $475 Million Over Alleged Tax Fraud

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