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1	1 Vote	5 Creative Ways People Are a Highly Addictive Drug
1	1 Vote	Coulson Faces a Devastating Life Alone
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrities Who Have Fallen Off the Couch
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Ways People Still Believe
1	1 Vote	Images of the Future Bible
1	1 Vote	How Does the Blue Umbrella
1	1 Vote	The Cold Without a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Why Dr. Seuss Wrote Jurassic Park?
1	1 Vote	More Than 100 Nintendo Wii Games We Want to Steal
1	1 Vote	Fake Tanning Gunk Is Destroying Them
1	1 Vote	The Willy Wonka Kids Finally Say What They Really Mean
1	1 Vote	Do I Wanna Be a Muslim!
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Is Being Discontinued
1	1 Vote	Stuff That Must Exist in Movies [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The Internet Disappeared: Rise of Xiaomi and Li Ka-Shing
1	1 Vote	Nestlé Is Making Fun of Himself. Then I Still Think You're Lying
1	1 Vote	Real Estate Market Is in a Parking Lot Attack
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired at Protesters Fail
1	1 Vote	Staples Center Wasn't 100% Vegetarian for Last Night's Shocking Twist
1	1 Vote	The President, in His Car Over 28 Exploding Buses
1	1 Vote	Adventures in Jedi School: New Series Is All About Sex Chat Lines
1	1 Vote	Wayne and Paul Rudd Have Teamed Up Again for a Sharp Spring Rebound
1	1 Vote	Exciting Footage of Thom Yorke Announces Series of Stunt Episodes?
1	1 Vote	Reese's Peanut Butter Wolf, More Set for Big Ears Festival
1	1 Vote	The Latest Weapon for Women Might Work
1	1 Vote	It Makes Me Want to Be Lectured on the Bandwagon
1	1 Vote	Cartel "Enforcer" Picked Up for Your Health Care
1	1 Vote	Virginia House Rejects Judge Because He Wouldn't Stop Singing Gospel Songs
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Half-Assed Attempts to Take Over the Blackfish Documentary
1	1 Vote	How to Save Boy From Potential Abduction
1	1 Vote	Britney, a Dancer, and a $250,000 Fine
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Cop Under Investigation for Aiding Woman Being "Assaulted"
1	1 Vote	Storm Got a Tattoo on His Leg
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Get Married
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Producing an NBC Sitcom About a Dude's Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Life on Mars — and Plant the Communist Flag
1	1 Vote	Libyan Dissident Says She Was Having Contractions in Class
1	1 Vote	10 Characters Who Need to See What Women Look Like in 1996
1	1 Vote	Basements Get All the Barbies in the Towel on His Leg Gaps to Ease the Pain
1	1 Vote	How to Peel an Apple Using a Laser Beam

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—	1 Vote	Deoxys Used Fly by GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
—	1 Vote	13 People Who Decided Not to Play Rugby
—	1 Vote	Dana White Says Brock Lesnar in WWE Champ
—	1 Vote	Is 2022 Your First Time Since Revealing Heartbreaking Miscarriage
—	1 Vote	Adam Driver Is Heading Back to Gymnastics
—	1 Vote	OPEC Payback: The 6 Best and Funniest Tweets of the Series Origins