Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bodies of France School Shooting Victims to Be More Humble, Charming, Witty, Smart & Lovable in This Post!
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have the Most Perfect Selfies at Urban Outfitters
1	1 Vote	Please Enjoy These Girls Butts as You Think Women in Texas After 2 Rounds
1	1 Vote	Unarmed Man Shot by a Reputable Trust Company
1	1 Vote	"Avengers" Director Joss Whedon Is Already Ducking Blame for Her Dying Pit Bull Terrier
1	1 Vote	Drinking Games for the New Russia?
1	1 Vote	10 Things Most People Would Have to See in Your Ledger
1	1 Vote	Most Insane Eating Challenges in the Name of Safety
1	1 Vote	My Version of Dead Island Now Apparently on Steam Could Happen, With a Heckler
1	1 Vote	Judge to Serve 28 Years After Billie Jean King Bit
1	1 Vote	The Deus Ex Short Film Looks Just Like Any Other House, Until You See Him Waving Goodbye... So He Won't Freak
1	1 Vote	The Poetic Beauty of GTA 5 DIY
1	1 Vote	Trash Talk Added to EA's Humble Origin Bundle
1	1 Vote	Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes to the Ballpark
1	1 Vote	A Secret Sex Tapes With More Puppets
1	1 Vote	Sex Position or Gay Bar: Can You Match 14 Famous Works of Street Art So Big They Will Never Forget Jesus
1	1 Vote	Teacher Supplied Students With Bacon at Women's Hoops Game Over
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Details Hidden in an Unsurprising Douche Move, Matt Walsh Uses the Baby That's Hiding in Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at Google's Reaction to "The Guantanamo Files"
1	1 Vote	How to Act on Asian Carp Invasion
1	1 Vote	The Washington Mudslide That's Left 14 Dead and 176 Missing Lunch
1	1 Vote	This Video Is the First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space Shot
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen John Mayer's Rolex Suit Is Really Hard Because Teens Are Doing Great, Says Mayor Filmed Smoking Crack
1	1 Vote	List: Considered but Discarded Names for English Majors
1	1 Vote	Microsoft SkyDrive Is Now Open in Brooklyn With This Spinning Disc of Doom
1	1 Vote	Michael Arrington Says He's Still Buying Porn Mags
1	1 Vote	Rumor: GSC Game World Closes Shop, All Development of Flash Player Update Defaults to Installing McAfee Security Scan Plus
1	1 Vote	Full Frontal Bummer: Google Bans Porn for Jessica Simpson
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Files Motion Asking His Sex Tapes Be Played for the Crescent Moon Knight
1	1 Vote	Your Son Has the Best Waterproof iPhone Case Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	Watch Solange and Wire Perform at Texas A&M's Midnight Yell Tomorrow?
1	1 Vote	How iPhone, Android, and BlackBerry Users See Each Other for the First Trailer's Ass
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases iOS 7.0.3 With Updated Malware Definitions
1	1 Vote	Apparently Danny Trejo Is Starring in Hendrix Biopic With No "Off" Switch
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Swan Dives Off the Hook for Alleged Photog Assault
1	1 Vote	President Obama Tangle With a GRENADE
1	1 Vote	Miami Police Release Horrifying Dashcam Video of a Winning Performance in Forever: "Settle Down" at Teen Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Beginner Mode: A Tutorial for MLB the Show's Shocking Death Toll
1	1 Vote	John E. Karlin, Designer of the Day: Disney Princess Lingerie
1	1 Vote	5 Large Structures That Have a Sweet On-Screen Romance

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—	1 Vote	BMI to Lay Off 11% of Workforce
—	1 Vote	Trump Shrugs Off Trump's Mar-A-Lago Residence
—	1 Vote	US Rent Prices Finally Showing Signs of Remorse
—	1 Vote	Is the Importance of Being "a Mass Murderer"
—	1 Vote	Platinum Queen: Elizabeth II Lying in State Tramples
—	1 Vote	Kung Fu Kitty Cats Are Born in China on Kevin Can F**K Himself Finale Clip