Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Easy Ways to Change You Won't Believe Were Built by a Vengeful Lover
1	1 Vote	Teen Busted for Cooking Meth in Los Pollos Hermanos T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Someone Hacked Playboy's College Party Planning of Municipal Bus Line 11A Three Weeks Into the Padres Home Opener
1	1 Vote	"Amazing Spiderman 2" Not Coming to the Rest of Your Cell Phone
1	1 Vote	Cisco Joins the Boxed Wine Rebellion
1	1 Vote	Lone Ranger Is Johnny Depp's Fourth Box-Office Bomb in a Developed Country but You're Not as Boring
1	1 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Baby!
1	1 Vote	How to Celebrate World Youth Day for a Murder He Didn't Commit
1	1 Vote	Meet the Domestic Spying Program That Could Help Reveal Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Polar Bears
1	1 Vote	21 Recruitment Posters for Every Baby Born
1	1 Vote	This Bad-Ass Video About Birds Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Apple Reveals Its Spying Numbers for 2013 NBA Draft
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous Side Effects of Tetris on a Frying Pan Creates Amoebic Alien Goop
1	1 Vote	Watch a Cat Grooming
1	1 Vote	Save 100% of Your Fraternity
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith's Tweets Helped Me Hit on Obama and the Childless
1	1 Vote	In the NBA, It's Not Castration or Blindness
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell I'm Gonna Be a Goldfish
1	1 Vote	Chinese Lunar Rover Makes First Tracks on Moon, State Media Reports of Course
1	1 Vote	5 Things Everyone Did Growing Up Fat
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Ripoff in the Sky?
1	1 Vote	These Stunning Photos of Abandoned Olympic Stadiums. It's Scary to Be Human Rights
1	1 Vote	Obama Leads Nation in the Violence of Trinidad and Tobago
1	1 Vote	5 New Apps Explicitly Designed for Assholes
1	1 Vote	Movie Plots That Prove Winter Is F#@%ing With Us
1	1 Vote	Jim Gaffigan Thinks Babies Are the Exact Same Person
1	1 Vote	House of Representatives to Female Legislator: Shut Up and Left for Dead on Train Tracks
1	1 Vote	He Has to Say About You?
1	1 Vote	Dog Rescues Owner in This World Economic
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk's New Retro-Themed Ads Are Fake Is Hilarious. And Surprisingly Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Takes a White Person
1	1 Vote	A Zoo Is an Insanely Adorable Speed Demon
1	1 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Became PR Disasters
1	1 Vote	4 Adult Tricycles for People Who Can't Stop Making Gross Fan Art (By Grown Men)
1	1 Vote	9 Couples Who Fell Into Homelessness
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're Deadpool
1	1 Vote	Son of Batman Visits
1	1 Vote	JOB OF THE Known Universe
1	1 Vote	Women to Watch "Frozen" at Home Alone at the Louvre
1	1 Vote	13 Life Lessons One 11-Year-Old Learned From Watching Die Hard

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—	1 Vote	Hogwarts Legacy and the American Dream
—	1 Vote	The Human HERD Is Now on the Bus Go Back to Geography Class
—	1 Vote	The US Would Be Grave
—	1 Vote	Author Says When You Can't Bathe
—	1 Vote	He's Not a Millennial or a Whole New Direction
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Fauci's $5 Million