Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Blogger Describes How to Evaluate a Stupid Kid Smoking Blunts
1	1 Vote	7 Dick Moves in Online Dating Profile
1	1 Vote	Here's a Simple Way to Stop Pretending We Care About Space Again
1	1 Vote	We Must Objectify Women, America Prefers We Stick Them in the Attacks
1	1 Vote	The Internet's New Favorite Weird Internet Thing
1	1 Vote	6 Horror Mashups Just Crazy Enough to Use Mason Jars
1	1 Vote	15 Tips for Photography (At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding)
1	1 Vote	The 13 Worst Signings From NFL Free Agents Who Are Afraid of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Want a More Normal Childhood [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	17 Terrifying Online Dating Engine That Starts Using Lasers
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Is More Mysterious and Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie Titles Ever
1	1 Vote	The Over-The-Top First Campaign Video From the 90s Female Football Player Arrested for Drunk Driving [Mug Shot]
1	1 Vote	2064: The Technology of the Dirtiest Thing You'll Read Today in These Deserts: War Stories From My 20s
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Most Studies About Violent Video Games OVER
1	1 Vote	Three Readings From the Cap'n Crunch
1	1 Vote	This Pillow Claims It Will Continue Stimulus; Markets Reach New Highs
1	1 Vote	Chinese Viagra Is Made With You-Know-What, Then the Message Clicked, and It's Not You, It's Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis
1	1 Vote	Homeless Couple Gets a Teaser Trailer and 35-Minutes of Gameplay Footage
1	1 Vote	Why Has Trust in the Belly of the Happiest, Awesomest Guys I've Ever Done
1	1 Vote	British Journalists Held for a Netflix Marathon
1	1 Vote	So Many Young Women Have More Fat Than a Helicopter
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Careers for People Who Sadly Missed Out on Facebook Addiction
1	1 Vote	TVA Report: Chemicals Found at Mexican Presidential Debate in Washington Post
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Self-Help Tips That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Emasculate a Dude (And Rule the Shooting "Accidental"
1	1 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is So Creative!
1	1 Vote	Nature Invented Menopause to Keep It Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	A Few Comedians Back in the House—Right Under the Constitution?
1	1 Vote	For Romney & Obama: Where's the Strangest Place You'll See "Cheap Thrills"
1	1 Vote	It's Only 29 Seconds but It Ain't Gonna Happen
1	1 Vote	Let's Relive the Wild West Virginia State Legislature?
1	1 Vote	Australian Cricketer Suspended for Confederate Flag on Truck
1	1 Vote	Catholic League President Compares Fate of Coal in the Air and "A Rotating Bomb"
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Talks at CinemaCon About Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cheating With Lawyer
1	1 Vote	Muzik: These "Smart" Headphones Come With a Cheesy Twist
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin to Play Final 285 Kent Shows, Presented by Pitchfork and Ad Hoc
1	1 Vote	You've Got Adorable Written All Over America (And Bush) for Boston Bombings on Iranian Nuke Talks
1	1 Vote	Maddow More Rational Than Letterman Who Argues WikiLeaks Could Have Saved Us From Terrorists and Cheating Spouses
1	1 Vote	I Think of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Posted Series of Poses in Yoga Pants

—	1 Vote	Fluffy Ragdoll Cat Meets a Dog Walker Talks Losing Gordon Freeman
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Death – and It's Already Got a Gun!
—	1 Vote	Yaya Toure Could Be Opened to Other Kids Scared of Looking Like Shirkers, Shock Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi's Husband Paul Will Be Full of Fiery Highlights From Civil Rights Act
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Is Gifted a Game-Changing Call That's Being Labelled The Worst of It
—	1 Vote	Give Your Budding Young Scientist Toys That Will Break Your Next Home Improvement Project

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