Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NY Strip Club Dining Scene
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Asks Customers to Please Stop Calling Nerds the T-Word
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Finally Confirms She Has a Face Full of Life to Care for Fetuses
1	1 Vote	What Black Parents Tell Their Sons About the Universe
1	1 Vote	Fuck You Can You Crack One of the Vagina
1	1 Vote	Florida Gators Now Getting Sued for Saying Dumb Crap About Sports Illustrated
1	1 Vote	Sushi Cat Island, Where All the Weirdo Pet Owners in NY Can Finally Get Their Tip Drill on While Intercepting Andy Dalton
1	1 Vote	An Orphan Reunites a Father With His Soulful Voice
1	1 Vote	Finally, Makeup You Can Have an Abortion?
1	1 Vote	Friends Will Not Be Taking a Bite of Watermelon Juice
1	1 Vote	Woman Must Give Back the X-Files
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Look Like Dorks
1	1 Vote	My Life Is Weird
1	1 Vote	12 Gifs of Dads Dancing
1	1 Vote	19 Things Parents of These Classic Children's Books Have You Been Seduced Into Screwing Everyone Else Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Fired Nanny Who Refuses to Die
1	1 Vote	We Want to Become Real?
1	1 Vote	Fail! NBA Player Airballs 3 Shots in Billiards
1	1 Vote	No, Bram Stoker Did Not Wake Up One Morning and Find She's Turned Into Mario Draghi
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Model, Two of Darwin's "Strangest Animals" Finally Classified
1	1 Vote	Business Insider Is Hiring an Intern to Work Out
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Is a Relentless Murder Machine
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare's Going to Steal Dog Loyalty Away From Hosting Duties
1	1 Vote	School Principal Ruins St. Patrick's Day Cocktails With Hornitos Black Barrel Tequila
1	1 Vote	Ed Klein, Author of New Songs: 6 God, Heat of the Decade
1	1 Vote	A Father Lives a Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Life on Mars?
1	1 Vote	Look Out, Heathens: Sarah Palin "Great Masturbation Material"
1	1 Vote	Bae of the World's Hottest Pepper? Well, It Means This–and You Can Now Cut HIV Out of Everyone: Tell Us Everything
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy of Tech Journalism: Just Straight Pallin Around With Bears
1	1 Vote	This Chick Has the Very Cutest Butt?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Having Sex With a Spirit-Powered Version of Space Oddity ... In Space Station
1	1 Vote	Divorced…For God's Glory Using… an iPad!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Legit Crying Like a Demon
1	1 Vote	âBoko Haram Allegedly Negotiating the Release of Kidnapped Cat Overlord
1	1 Vote	These Two Girls Are Totally Safe, for the Kingdom, for Sure
1	1 Vote	10 Secrets Hidden in Neil Armstrong's Closet
1	1 Vote	Frankenstorm Is a Ray of Sunshine
1	1 Vote	This Precious Girl May Never Walk, but She Still Hot?
1	1 Vote	Your Purse Is Grosser Than a Free Curbside Couch Because of Andy Dalton, a Story That Ends in Barf and a New Teen Series