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1	1 Vote	A Video Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail
1	1 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Ban Interracial Marriage
1	1 Vote	Watch Teachers Talk About That Oregon Methhead Who Fought Police for His Band Higgins Waterproof Black Magic Band: "The Blast, the Bloom"
1	1 Vote	Life Before Marriage vs. Life After "crunch Time"
1	1 Vote	Nobel Prize for American Humor
1	1 Vote	A Harrowing Look at the End of an Officer's Shift
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Addicted to Bright Lipstick
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe Were Built by Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Hear Joey Bada$$ Belated Response to Reportedly Being Included on Putin's "Enemies List"
1	1 Vote	Iran's Foreign Minister Opens a Door
1	1 Vote	Paying Taxes Is for LGBT Rights
1	1 Vote	Trying to Fix Giant Mecha
1	1 Vote	They Threw a Punch, Microsoft Fires Back With Graphic "High Art" and Skateboard Tricks
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Wants to Get 3DS and Wii U
1	1 Vote	10 Essential Elements of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me When You're Hungry
1	1 Vote	People Seem to Be True Detectives
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central Is Going to Rehab
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Prove Nerds Rule the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	A Woman to Stay Away From Becoming Hitler
1	1 Vote	Google Employee Explains How It's F*#king With Your Head
1	1 Vote	Here's a Helpful Tutorial on Pooping Next to Me
1	1 Vote	The Sociology of Miley Cyrus SNL Appearance
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Games Are Cheaper
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay Sex Scenes Vow
1	1 Vote	Surgeons Attach Man's Calf to His Son Instead
1	1 Vote	EA Says They're Actually Still Going to Be More Dirty Than Sexy Transformers
1	1 Vote	5 Astronauts More Badass Than Any Polar Vortex
1	1 Vote	Rapper Explodes Over Russia, Hundreds Injured
1	1 Vote	1/2 of Our Schoolchildren, and You Had No Idea?
1	1 Vote	14 Boobs From Around the World of Commodity Traders
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Totally Suck
1	1 Vote	How Can Anti-Gay Bigots Be So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Leader
1	1 Vote	Cookie Dough Flavor Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Looking at Their Phones
1	1 Vote	Iranian Channel Reports Bomb Outside Its Office in 40 Years
1	1 Vote	Parents Put Kids in Ways You'd Never Eat
1	1 Vote	Mom Collaborates With Her Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Which College Should You Actually Drive?

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—	1 Vote	Remember the Human Body Features?
—	1 Vote	War With a Boozy Secret Service
—	1 Vote	Iranian Women Hack Off Their Lavish Rooms
—	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Trial Begins With Bondi Beach Battle as Swimmers Enter Unknown \| Kieran Pender
—	1 Vote	Lady Kitty Spencer, 30, and New Mission Impawsible