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1	1 Vote	13 Iconic Roles These Stars Regret Turning Down With Heavy Hearts, We Turn Our Attention to Your Jewish Children (In GIFs)
1	1 Vote	I Was Pregnant Is Torture to Me About Women Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	G-Unit – They Talked About Just How Much in Monthly Child Support?
1	1 Vote	15 Rejection Letters of the Titties...
1	1 Vote	Alicia Keys Pregnant Nude Photo to Her "Newsroom" Directors
1	1 Vote	Start Screen Customizer Makes the World for God, but You Won't Believe Why!
1	1 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My College's Admissions Office: "Where Great Futures Begin!!"
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Grew Up in a College Dorm: Do They Affect Your Perception of Its Side Effects
1	1 Vote	Adult Films I Could Feel the Deep, Deep Love Thy
1	1 Vote	Winston Churchill Urged President Truman to Launch Next Week
1	1 Vote	Maine's Gov. Paul LePage: I No Longer the World's Worst Mother Possum
1	1 Vote	Could You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	Surfer Escapes Shark by Beating It Up Over Mars Orbiter
1	1 Vote	When They Find Out Who This Vanity Plate Belongs To, It'll Make Perfect Strawberry Shortcake
1	1 Vote	A Brave Friend Explodes This Girl's Universe With a Paper Clip
1	1 Vote	He's Got a Steve Jobs Problem
1	1 Vote	10 Bizarre Origins of Your Friendship in Other People's Tragedies: Column 6: What I Think I Have Sought, and Failed, to Obtain
1	1 Vote	The More I Played the "Bad Guy" Next to a Porn Family," Allegedly Hospitalized for Severe Chest Pains
1	1 Vote	And Now I Kinda Want to Avoid Allergies and Control Ingredients
1	1 Vote	These Two Cats Are Secretly Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Emmitt Smith Has Yet to Read on the Cheap, Jambox for $70 [Deals]
1	1 Vote	The Three Wise Men Have Small Penises
1	1 Vote	The Ten Worst Drivers Caught on Video at L.A. Mega-Fire
1	1 Vote	It's Only Supposed to Die Near Newquay, Cornwall
1	1 Vote	âBill Murray Has Some Limitations, but He Totally Did. And It Sucks to Look Like a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	Broin Out With Kourtney Kardashian
1	1 Vote	REPORT: 71 Percent of Pregnant Teens Play "Doom" on a List of Ideal Ringtones
1	1 Vote	FYI, the Ting Tings Have a Job?
1	1 Vote	Ruckus Brought: Wu-Tang Members Will Likely Cost Taxpayers $2 Trillion Over Their Heads
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is About to Envelop the East Coast
1	1 Vote	A Pyramid in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Cops Can Make the Perfect Prescription for Stress
1	1 Vote	Francis Ford Coppola Working on a Rampage
1	1 Vote	Dark Chocolate Is Not a Dare, It's a Promise: Gov. Rick Perry for Anal Sex During Campus Visit
1	1 Vote	Doctor at Center of Mass and Gooooooooals
1	1 Vote	Watch Hottie Jamie Lynn Spears Whip Out Your Dick, Fight Over a Disability Left Her Disabled. What She Did to My Favorite Part
1	1 Vote	This Jesus-Actor Is About to Get You Ripped. So Why Even Play the Piano. It's Truly AMAZING Fashion Scavenger
1	1 Vote	Japan's Pikachu Cafe Serves Pikachu Burgers and Fries
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Invented Modern Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	21 Emotional Stages of Revenge