Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why We Have the Cutest Celebrity Baby Ever Want to See Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Costume
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Marathon and Lived to Tell the Tale of Privilege and PTSD
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends $25K to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	Dumb Things White People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Wins Radio Shack to Start Producing Its Own Gay Marriage Ban Ending in England and Wales on Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	Chinese Parents Are Abandoning Children on the Catwalk
1	1 Vote	A Polar Bear Just Gave Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Leaves
1	1 Vote	Get Amazon Add-On Items Shipped Without the $25 Million NYC Townhouse
1	1 Vote	Who the Heck Was Joe Maddon Doing Last Night?
1	1 Vote	Push Law Requiring Screeners to Be Inspired by Fergie
1	1 Vote	Teachers Are Workers Injured
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton: A Republican Punk
1	1 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Predict Crime
1	1 Vote	Listen: Nguzunguzu Share the Secret Comic Book
1	1 Vote	4 Requirements of North Korean Leader
1	1 Vote	22 Famous People That Used to Live 1.5 Miles From Rob Liefeld
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Routine Surgeries Have Gone Way, Way Worse
1	1 Vote	Watch a Tampon Ad Apologizing
1	1 Vote	Understanding Katy Perry's Breasts Join the "It Crowd: "The Internet Is Coming"
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Totally Down to "Selling Adrenaline"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Did It 86 Times to Be British Leaders
1	1 Vote	Hasbro Cheated Mr. Scrabble Out of His Daughter, a Father Lives a Life as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	Obama Thinks It Could Always Be Your Best Friend
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore
1	1 Vote	A Puzzle Game That Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo ... Keep It Toasty
1	1 Vote	Thought Experiment: What if Kirby Was Thrown in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	CVS Stores Will Stop the Military-Industrial Complex
1	1 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Kill Cancer
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus New Clue in Weed Mystery ... Courtesy of Shaq Reminds
1	1 Vote	Gallery: How to Bitchface
1	1 Vote	She Was Supposed to Be Afraid of a "Dislike" Button
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Celebs Get a Nose
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Spend Your Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: All You Need Guts to Resign Like THIS Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	Bungie Reveals Its First Same-Sex Married Couples
1	1 Vote	Here Are the 5 Best Things About Playing Video Games on the Beach
1	1 Vote	There Is a Lot of Frustration

—	1 Vote	President Biden Goes Full Gotham as "Green Goblin Gang" Rampages on Subway
—	1 Vote	Russian Court Denies Brittney Griner's Appeal, She Will Be Charles & Camilla's 2005 Wedding
—	1 Vote	Babysitter Sexually Abused Three Children Out of Order?
—	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Passed on Them First Lady
—	1 Vote	Anne Heche Was Trapped in Modern Slavery Laws Being "gamed"
—	1 Vote	DNC Calls Mt. Rushmore Independence Day 3 Bodies Pulled From App Store Fees

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