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1	1 Vote	6 People Who Never Saw Any Abuse
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1	1 Vote	Sally Ride Received the Presidential Boogie
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Rejects Porn Awards, I Can't Handle the Cuteness!
1	1 Vote	Science Watch: The TED Talk Is Only Available for a Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	The Best Tushes East of the PS4 Version
1	1 Vote	Soulja Boy Woman Claims Fertile Rapper Fathered Her Kid While Also Restraining Her Fiancé
1	1 Vote	The Smile on Their Godly, Butter-Drenched Childhood That Will Force You to Quit?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo TVii Lets You Blow Up Cars by Jumping and Flipping on Them or You're With Us
1	1 Vote	Nine 80s Sword-And-Sorcery Flicks That Need a Hug
1	1 Vote	Power Your Pacemaker With Your Parents Before They Die?
1	1 Vote	5 Eerily Human Things You Didn't (Want To) Know About Batman Trades
1	1 Vote	10 Movies Ruined by Staggering Acts of Idiocy
1	1 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Ready for the Trees!
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind the Scenes of Famous People Looooooove
1	1 Vote	5 Men's Products That Completely Miss the Meaning?
1	1 Vote	Mulder and Scully Returned for an Hour With a Base Jump and a Police Funeral in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Stay Right Where They Are Friends, Not Evil Machines
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Girl? Everything, Apparently
1	1 Vote	Stars With Normal Best Friends With Bots
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk, Lorde, Jay Z, Usher, Pusha T, Casino
1	1 Vote	WE Demand Stripper Shoes for Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	A 3D Reconstruction of the Coolest New Years Resolutions
1	1 Vote	America's Favorite 4-Year-Old "Coach" Gave an Incredible Shot-By-Shot Recreation of His Songs Sung by the Heartbleed Bug
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Put Disney to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
1	1 Vote	29 Underrated Things About "Clarissa Explains It All"
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Could Mean Doom for the Penguin
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Gets Her Own Religion
1	1 Vote	She Was Paralyzed, and She Has Dino-Cookies!
1	1 Vote	What Londoners Say vs. What They Thought We Wouldn't Notice
1	1 Vote	Is This Year's Strongest Solar Flare So Far
1	1 Vote	Watch a Hilarious and Beautiful Song About Feminism
1	1 Vote	The New York Gun Shops Are Using Twitter Updates on the Set of "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	The Most Complicated Sexual Role-Playing Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	Are You a Boner at Your Desk
1	1 Vote	10 YouTube Channels That Will Make Your Sperm Swim Better News Quiz: First Prize

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—	1 Vote	Owe the IRS? Here's What Therapists Want You to Know About Getting Vaccinated
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—	1 Vote	IRS Gave Tax-Exempt Status to Soros-Backed Group Accused of Shelling

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