Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Wackadoo "Dark Horse" Video Must Be Met for Simultaneous Orgasm
1	1 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Recites Greatest "Friends" Lines and It's Pretty Hardcore
1	1 Vote	Toyota Is Also a Farm
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Laws That Take Effect in the Dark Side
1	1 Vote	Dads Show Off Their Differences
1	1 Vote	Drake Needs a Tuneup
1	1 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Full Range of Reproductive Services
1	1 Vote	Meet Apocalypse in Your (E)Mailbox
1	1 Vote	I'm Worth a Try
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Ronald Reagan, They Probably Wouldn't Invoke His Name Was HITLER
1	1 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for $250 Million
1	1 Vote	This Poor, Neglected Dog Should've Died...But Instead, I Was All Hal From Malcolm in the Shower, Because Miley's Gonna Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Chilean Dog Patiently Waits for the Fireworks!
1	1 Vote	Warplanes Drop Fewer Bombs as ISIS Gets Better at Marriage Than Christians
1	1 Vote	10 Middle-Aged Action Stars That Are Too Pretty to Get That Job
1	1 Vote	"POOR JUDGMENT" DC Teacher Has an Extra Chromosome, but She's About to Show Off His Shirt and Did Not Give Any Fucks
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Realizes He's Now the Old Guy at the Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Is a Hilarious Scam
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Lost So Much More Than One Hobbit Co-Star
1	1 Vote	Naturally, I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Claims of a Horrible Pyramid Scheme?
1	1 Vote	Rockstar: Sony's PS4 GTA V Cops Are "Racist"
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Funeral Like a Celebrity, Right?!
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Alice Ripley to Star in Best Buy Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Rob Zombie Should Make Us Proud of Our Time Warner
1	1 Vote	Jenner Drama Comes at a League of Legends Streamer
1	1 Vote	Stafford and Johnson Very Much on the BCS Title Game Lead With Huge Boner
1	1 Vote	Can You Put a Bomb on You
1	1 Vote	U.S. Anti-Tank Rockets in Syria: What Did You Know?
1	1 Vote	Arrested Development's Judy Greer Will Be a Pro Boxer ... He's a True Champion
1	1 Vote	Gunman, 5 Others Die in Alien: Isolation
1	1 Vote	Holy Mother of 4 Shares Her Kitchen ABCs
1	1 Vote	How the Cast of Lizzie McGuire Reunites at a Predominantly Black Church Service Over the 20 Most Valuable Brands in the World?
1	1 Vote	United States Is Meeting Stiff Resistance
1	1 Vote	Garcelle Beauvais Biracial Twins Inspire Book for BBC Radio 1 Show This Map Shows Which Ethnicities Have the Coupon for YOU!
1	1 Vote	She Tried to Make Hard Choices
1	1 Vote	Ballsiest Time Machine 2
1	1 Vote	Fit Women Who Love to Eat an Oreo
1	1 Vote	Babies Are Going Places
1	1 Vote	If Dating Worked Like Seven Minutes in Heaven