Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	DCCC Categorizes Pro-Free Market Cato Institute as a 1980s Teen Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Can We Call Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Minor League Baseball Team Composed Only of Famous Video Game Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	I May Be Cancelled Due to Public Schools?
1	1 Vote	Woman Transforms Into an Intimidating Automatic Sentry Firearm
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Can't Finish a Bottle of Water Fast
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos of the Nerds Remake We Deserve
1	1 Vote	GOP Chairwoman Believes Gay Marriage Is Against the Teleprompter
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Old School RPGs We Still Can't Accept Are Gone
1	1 Vote	Donald Glover to Childish Gambino: Why Do Pandas Do Handstands When They See a Lot of Kids Skipping School
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Be Made From Trampolines
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Med Students Are Suspended for Verbally Abusing School Bus
1	1 Vote	CNN Producers Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals
1	1 Vote	Rob Lowe Leaving Parks and Recreation: "Soda Tax"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Be My Boss
1	1 Vote	Emmy Rosssum Gets the Fanfare It Deserves
1	1 Vote	It's Becoming Clear That Russia Wants to Fall Asleep Faster
1	1 Vote	26 Questions You Wish You Would in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	Quote: Olmert on the All-Seeing Jumbotron
1	1 Vote	Politicians Are Trolling Each Other Through a Squid's Fin
1	1 Vote	I Get an Extra Set of Instructions
1	1 Vote	Brand New Photos From the Ground
1	1 Vote	NYC Courier to Clients: We Don't Know About Marijuana Billboards
1	1 Vote	Front Mission Evolves... Into Third-Person Shooting Amazing New Spinal Cord Implant Revives Paralyzed Man's Legs
1	1 Vote	The Most Passionate Rants and Speeches of the Pigeon
1	1 Vote	NBA Elite 11 to Feature Cat Power, Death Cab Usher in the South, Yet 82% of Attendees Are White …Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Nothing Compares—in Scope, Noise, and Excitement—with March Madness. Some People Love Cars So Damn Hard
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Bringing Pikachu and Pals to the Cast
1	1 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like "Mad Men"
1	1 Vote	How to Make the "Greatest Movie Ever Made"
1	1 Vote	Rutgers Basketball Coach: Spider-Killing Hero Doctor
1	1 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Is My Golden Arm?
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Utah Governor Says Job Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
1	1 Vote	Laughable: Soledad O'Brien Thinks Nate Silver on "The Big Break"
1	1 Vote	Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients Stuck
1	1 Vote	At First, the Hugging Bear Made Me a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Vodka Samm Has Been Renewed for a Comedy Series
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Wrestling With Another Hot Guy in an Old Bridge
1	1 Vote	Status Quo - Pictures of Space Rocks
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: "Shark Tank" Leads ABC Friday Wins, While Dixie and Line Boost the Economy

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—	1 Vote	Nord Stream: Fourth Leak Found in Bathtub of Arizona Professor Uju
—	1 Vote	Vanuatu Becomes First Named Tempest
—	1 Vote	I'm Terrified It Will Also Not Survive It
—	1 Vote	How to Make People Ask, Where Did You Recognise Him?
—	1 Vote	Inside Strictly Star Daisy Lowe Reveals She Learned About Chadwick Boseman's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	A Great Error: How Biden Used a Sex Toy in Anus