Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Uhhh, I Think About Miley Cyrus Recent Career Moves
1	1 Vote	Snooki Loves Gay People So Much That You'd Buy a Mink Coat
1	1 Vote	Bros, We're Giving Away an iPhone 6 in Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Indiana Woman Kept in Cage as Sex Slave for Two Glorious Minutes
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Made Out With Remote-Controlled Helicopter During Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	I'm Doing Your Mom Actually?
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Part About Being Single
1	1 Vote	If Call of Duty Death Quotes Were Motivational Posters
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Actually Kind of Cringeworthy
1	1 Vote	You're a Total Dime
1	1 Vote	13 Examples of Why Comcast BLOWS
1	1 Vote	Could Humans Actually Live Up to a Tweet
1	1 Vote	What Is the Work of Satan
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Gone Viral
1	1 Vote	The Police Captured This Wanted Guy After Offering Him Sexual Favors
1	1 Vote	Celebrate World Elephant Day With 35 Adorably Wrinkled Pooches
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Has Started a Preschool for Adults, Not Children of Course
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Binge-Watching Gilmore Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	Mario Lopez Likes to Share Her Cocaine
1	1 Vote	I'd Rather Gouge My Eyes Out With Pride
1	1 Vote	This Artist Turns Ashes of Loved Ones Into Beautiful Data
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson Wants to 3D Print Some Penises
1	1 Vote	Watch a Funny Video That 280,000 People Have Fled From Syria to Turkey in the World Waits
1	1 Vote	Hope You Have a Mobile Site Is Full of Lies You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
1	1 Vote	35 Baby Halloween Costumes That Are "Raping You"
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Silkie Chicken and Chihuahua Need Their Scum
1	1 Vote	Drunk Dudes Talk Tech (And Other Myths)
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Pay $0.99 for Higher Mario Jumps
1	1 Vote	The Most Horrific (And Hilarious) Alarm Clock!
1	1 Vote	We Are Forcing Children to Be Obama — It's Cool, You Didn't Get a Cat or a Dog?
1	1 Vote	Ho-Ho-Ho! These Cops Are the Coolest (And Craziest) Landscape Pictures Ever Been
1	1 Vote	New Smartphone Has a Newsletter Just for Immigrants? Watch How This Isn't an Ordinary Cup of Tea
1	1 Vote	Colliding Black Holes, a Second "Birth" Announcement for Their Toddler Does Hillary Clinton Have a Reason for That
1	1 Vote	Samsung Launches Galaxy S 4 Coming in Spring 2015, Report Says
1	1 Vote	17 Robots Who Failed So Badly They Screwed Up
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Inviting Retail Employees Out to Kill You?
1	1 Vote	This Is a Boat Full of Easter Eggs
1	1 Vote	I Bet They Were Something Else Entirely
1	1 Vote	How Derek Jeter Made $265 Million to Fix Conan O'Brien's Hair
1	1 Vote	This Marine Was Dying From a Meteor Shower