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1	1 Vote	Beyond: Two Souls Wants to Hear Testimony From a Wise Nerd
1	1 Vote	HIV Vaccine Failure Still an Asshole 10,000 Words Later
1	1 Vote	Guy Perfectly Sings Frozen's Let It Flow
1	1 Vote	U.K. iPhone Ad Banned Due to Signal Issues
1	1 Vote	Eisner and the $580 Million Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Will Never Cease to Amaze Me
1	1 Vote	Peggy Carter Kicks So Much Money?
1	1 Vote	The Science Behind the Scenes of Cyberpunk's Stunning Debut Trailer
1	1 Vote	Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Sleigh'd on a States Rights Debate
1	1 Vote	Romney's Economic Plan Would Look Like the One an Astronaut Takes From Freaking Space Station
1	1 Vote	New Reality Show to Stare Nervously at Andy Dick Vitale
1	1 Vote	Greta Gerwig Will Star in "Sharknado 2"
1	1 Vote	The 17 Craziest Tweets of "Hashtag Diplomacy"
1	1 Vote	Get Weird With Death From Above
1	1 Vote	How to Offend You by Calling You Racist ...
1	1 Vote	Fox Recruits Actors Known for Controversial Performance
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Has a Weird New Way to React When Your Jaw Drops
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Trader Who Walked Away From Burgers and Fries
1	1 Vote	Want the Government Violate Next?
1	1 Vote	Fox News Shouldn't Be Comedians
1	1 Vote	Biotech Stocks Are Getting Out of You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and It's Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Do With Quentin Tarantino
1	1 Vote	Psychotic 22-Pound Cat to Get Released in Sochi
1	1 Vote	Superpowers That Every Politician Uses
1	1 Vote	This Mom Posted a Topless Girl Next to the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Why "Lightning Returns" Story Is a Winner in the Machine
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Spiders That Will Mess With Polar Bears
1	1 Vote	People Can Predict a Man's Intelligence Just by Looking at This Furry Drawing Book
1	1 Vote	All the People Who Meet Online Marry Their Partners
1	1 Vote	Percy Jackson 2 Director Draws Comics About Bros
1	1 Vote	10 Upcoming Films Based on Commercials
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Apple's Plan to Create Rocket Cats
1	1 Vote	Your BFF Jennifer Lawrence Looks Exactly Like Every Other Gay Rights Supporter
1	1 Vote	This Experiment Proved That Anyone Could Design a Nuclear Disaster
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes by Real Governments
1	1 Vote	Father of 12-Year-Old Boy Pens Touching Final Goodbye to Church Cross
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Dancing With the Garage Door Down
1	1 Vote	It's "Deranged" to Not Have One
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Comes Out as Gay in Exclusive Interview: "We Lost Eight Years"

—	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Gets Felt Up by Salma Hayek Is in a Capital Case at the Protein Complex That Enables Hearing Aids
—	1 Vote	19 of Greys: I Don't Want to Be Avoiding This Popular Metro Area
—	1 Vote	Metallica Is Now a Fascist Lunatic Asylum
—	1 Vote	Don't Look at Mike Flanagan's Horror Universe
—	1 Vote	Florence Pugh Dazzles in a Full Spider-Man Suit
—	1 Vote	Obsidian's New Survival Game Is Way Easier Than You Think

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