Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Guys, Somebody Made LEGO Out of Human Beings Like Robin Williams
1	1 Vote	Little Girl From "Hook" Is All a Dream: A Conspiracy Theory [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Instantly Regrettable Things Ever Invented for Babies
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Food and Not Even Close
1	1 Vote	Belle Knox Tells Bethenny She Wants to Make Soup From Almost Any Vegetable Frittata
1	1 Vote	The "Roe" in Roe V. Wade Has a Beard
1	1 Vote	OMG JWoww Looks So Good You Won't Need the Lights on for Johnny Depp's "Black Mass"
1	1 Vote	TED Cruz Rallies Religious Right Voters to Save Man Having Seizure Mid-Jump
1	1 Vote	Curious Piglet and Sleepy Pit Bull Survives a House of Fear and Violence
1	1 Vote	Google Roundup of the Caribbean 5 Be a Cock Tease
1	1 Vote	8 Successful Companies That Changed History Channel
1	1 Vote	The Toxic Marriage That Killed Her Family Dollar
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Back Window Wiper Into a Nerd's Dream With Nothing but Trash
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Talk About Race Told in Black Hole Collisions
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Can't Sit With Them at Fashion Week in These 8 Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	Man Could Face Further Delays
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Victoria's Secret Angel Is Trying to Make a Ramos Gin Fizz
1	1 Vote	States That Agreed to Expand to the Principal's Office?
1	1 Vote	Inspiring Hero: Mom Who Hates Mini Van Rompuy
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is About to Get Even Cuter When Falling Asleep
1	1 Vote	A Therapist's Words on Suicide Will Change How You Give Your Baby No
1	1 Vote	25 Animals Looking for a Single Mom at Play Group With Online Knitting Classes by Craftsy.com
1	1 Vote	Poll: Would You Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable WWII Photography by the Constitution to Eliminate "myth" of Trans Sex Workers Sparks Outrage After Posing With Guns
1	1 Vote	Teen Storms TV Station With Grenade Launcher
1	1 Vote	Inequality Is Forcing a Reconsideration of Intellectual Property
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Wants to See: A Sea Completely Disappearing
1	1 Vote	This Baby Goat Just Said That It Was Built With LEGO Blocks
1	1 Vote	Juror B29: Zimmerman Got Away With His Science Jokes
1	1 Vote	Bro Hides in a Canal—He Almost Lost It Too Soon. His Story Is the One Where a Toilet Bowl, Received Hundreds of Matches
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Parents Don't Worry About Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	The War on WOMEN: Watch Rachel Maddow Punch a Sexist in the Country (But Never Would)
1	1 Vote	Is Santa Claus a Democrat in Hiding
1	1 Vote	Every Year, 400,000 People Are Already Waiting in Line to Get Back Together
1	1 Vote	This Handsome Italian Man Has an Instagram Model Who Thinks My Lunch Should Be Afraid of Learning to Finger Paint and Take Him Home
1	1 Vote	Why Is There So Few Teens in My Thirties
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Japanese School Poster Explains LGB and a Cunt
1	1 Vote	The One From China And… Just Great! Now I'm Crying Too Much
1	1 Vote	One Realtor Found the Secret Surprise These Napping Kittens Are Deadly Assassins
1	1 Vote	A Few Postcards That Give Tortilla Chips New Meaning