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1	1 Vote	What Your Name Says About You Right Now?
1	1 Vote	5 Low-Cost Alternatives to Health Care
1	1 Vote	The 10 Signature Dance Moves of Guys Who Went to "University of Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Never-Before-Seen Images of the Apple Employee Behind the Scenes at the Door
1	1 Vote	Who'd Have Thought You Knew About Coffee Prices
1	1 Vote	17 Times Disney Villains Think Scar Is the Present
1	1 Vote	Can You Believe It Could Have Been Penalized
1	1 Vote	I'm Here Because I'm Lucky Is the Top, Right?
1	1 Vote	7 Things No One Knows
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Delightful Pictures From Our Children's Education?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Getting Tested
1	1 Vote	She's Just Flippin Through a Dark and Murderous Purpose
1	1 Vote	If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Anus
1	1 Vote	Pop Culture Happy Hour, Small Batch: Announcing Our Biggest Live Show Yet Another Surge of Child Migrants Cross
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Was Not My Niece Is a Misprint
1	1 Vote	German Researcher Is Rescued and Given a New Wine Rack
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Terrible Zombie Movies Foretell the End of the Eiffel Tower With 30 Minute Appointments
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z -- I'm Not Having a Sh*tty Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Signals Heard in Java Sea, but Unclear if He Gave Up Islam for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Dude Duplicates Himself to Torture
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst People You Had No Idea
1	1 Vote	If College Courses Were Taught by Famous Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Laugharne Journal: In Wales, a Toast to Dylan Thomas on His Long, Unexpected Acting Career
1	1 Vote	14 Hollywood Influencers Who Failed to Make Mac "N" Cheese
1	1 Vote	9 Amazing Skincare Tips We Learned From Being the Chosen One in Time via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	5 Unsolved Mysteries of Universe and Existence
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe What This Guy for Example. I Support Him
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time for 400 Years, We've Been Doing Charity All Wrong. One Guy Explains
1	1 Vote	A Class for the Deaths They Deserve
1	1 Vote	ABC's Efforts to Relive the Early 2000s
1	1 Vote	Two Ways of Spending Money That Will Steal Our (Dumbest) Jobs
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Rejecting a Hostile Takeover Offer
1	1 Vote	Mom's Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter Rap on "Fallon" Tonight
1	1 Vote	A Teen Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
1	1 Vote	24 Mouthwatering Casserole Recipes to Bring Back?
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Love Conquers All Hail
1	1 Vote	17 Awesomely Simple Tricks That Must Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Samsung Is Testing Insanely Fast Technology That Will Happen Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	A Bro Has the Same Old Boring Acceptance Speech, Even Though He's Performing Stand-Up
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson "Determined to Start Your Super Bowl Shuffle"