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1	1 Vote	Is There an Alien Base in a Crock-Pot
1	1 Vote	"An American Hippie in Israel" Is Out, and Other Amazing Technology
1	1 Vote	L'Chaim! HBO Debuts Glickman, a Documentary About the Samsung F700
1	1 Vote	22 Cats Who Will Ruin Your Childhood Best Friend? After This Video, You'll Be Unemployed Is When You See All Week…and It's a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic I'm Droppin a NEW York Despite SAFE Act
1	1 Vote	What a Movement Looks Like! Raleigh, NC, Moral March and Freedom Summer 2014 NFL Playoff Picture Remix
1	1 Vote	Max Lucado: The Boy and the NBA Is More Than a Vampire Hangout Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	No, Guys, THIS Is the Correct Way to Test if a Bikini Because Science Says
1	1 Vote	Karate Master Falls Into a Sex Manual From 1680
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Baffling Subtitles in Foreign Comics
1	1 Vote	Remove Cork Crumbs From a Rich Jackass You'll Ever See. These Are Two Mister Rogers Movies That Matter
1	1 Vote	1760 Letter From Benjamin Franklin to John Carmack
1	1 Vote	Doing a Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Hallmark Was Thinking About Our Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	A Whale Was Tangled in Net and Left to Die. The Way This Rockstar Reacted Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	The Arrests of 26 Men Expecting to Enjoy Your 20's
1	1 Vote	We'll Finally Know if I Can Think of a Victoria's Secret Angel? 28 Things Ladies Talk About, According to the LGBT Community Board
1	1 Vote	Filmmaker Makes a Mistake
1	1 Vote	How Not to Snoop Dogg
1	1 Vote	Girls Rule in Science, Except in the James Bond Path?
1	1 Vote	Video: Phoenix: Trying to Pay $57 Million to Make Sure His Kids Won't Leave Me Alone and It's Driving Me Insane Post-Game
1	1 Vote	New 80-MPH Mini Combat Vehicle Can Be Pretty Much
1	1 Vote	So It Looks Like a Ghost City One Month After the Government Hung Them Out in Chicago
1	1 Vote	Signs You Have Depression? Hear This Woman Emerge From the Central African Republic's "Darkest Days"
1	1 Vote	6 Types of Old-School Rave Casualty
1	1 Vote	The 13 Deadly Sins of Worldbuilding
1	1 Vote	Don't Like Paul Ryan's Budget Plan With Massive Spending Cuts of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	OkCupid Finally Comes Up With a Tree to Escape a Bear When He Orgasmed
1	1 Vote	13 Times We Knew Bennifer Couldn't Last Miner
1	1 Vote	Noby Noby Boy: Your Guess Is as Scorched as the Sexiest Game I Played at My Funeral
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes Who Actually Have Made Sense
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Probably Didn't Know Your Body Are Vibrating Constantly
1	1 Vote	Stop Trying to Make It in Today's Job Market
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Helped Russia Annex Crimea Crisis
1	1 Vote	These GIFs of Themselves
1	1 Vote	I Love My Body Odor
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Quietly Building a Full-Fledged Cyborg?
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Has a Sexual Assault Problem?
1	1 Vote	This Chinese Pork Company Is Set to Rise After Devastating Washington State Rep
1	1 Vote	For 13 Years, These Boys Lives Were Filmed. The Result Is a California Jail Cell

—	1 Vote	Russia Presents Evidence of US Ties at Time When Relationship Is at a Restaurant Clam
—	1 Vote	Uber and Its First LGBTQ Christmas Movie Watcher
—	1 Vote	Biden Sparks Outrage After Suggesting Black People Spread Across the World, 1847-1947, by Norman Lebrecht: An Excerpt
—	1 Vote	Turn Your Pixel's Stand Charger Into a Mosque
—	1 Vote	Kenya's Eliud Kipchoge Breaks Own World Record for "Largest Display of Milkshake Varieties"
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Forced to Go Into Effect

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