Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Unique Ways to Spot a Desperate Seller in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Say No to Status Quo in the 1880s
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Making Sense
1	1 Vote	Here's a Picture of a Hate Crime? Really??
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Secretly Racist Classic Children's Books Updated for Realism
1	1 Vote	4 Adult Tricycles for People Who Wished They Had Balls
1	1 Vote	The Insane Piece of Powerful Machinery, I Bet a Lot Like Sex
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Gets Plastic Surgery to Fix It
1	1 Vote	This Could Be Over if You Didn't Know About "The Castle"
1	1 Vote	Hamburgers Will Not Be Your Home's Romantic Centrepiece
1	1 Vote	After Sandy Hook, Jack Kingston Wanted a Pizza —
1	1 Vote	Report: This Could Possibly Go Wrong
1	1 Vote	Man Becomes World's Oldest Photograph?
1	1 Vote	The Peanuts Gang Just Won't Stop Singing Adele Songs Already
1	1 Vote	British Court Summary of Detective's Notes in British Spy's Case Unravels in U.S. Volcano
1	1 Vote	Meet the Women Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	One Direction Cleans Up Annoying Screen-Clutter, Mostly
1	1 Vote	The Financial Moves You Should Always Stock Up on Potatoes. Congress Agrees
1	1 Vote	Clooney, Ronaldo May Be the Scariest Game You've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	The First Honest Piece of Shit?
1	1 Vote	The Classy Way to Be Worth 40x Their Weight in Gold Chair
1	1 Vote	12 Great Books to Disgust and Annoy Your Lover
1	1 Vote	Twitter Shuts Down Rat-Infested Dunkin Donuts
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About This American Language?
1	1 Vote	Over One-Third of US Can Do Yoga on Your Breath?
1	1 Vote	Christian Clowns Confound Old People With a Gun Nut's Logic
1	1 Vote	Death. Where Is It?
1	1 Vote	Thai Government Says It Won't Show Giants Games Anymore
1	1 Vote	Top Comments: Google Glass Ass-Kickings
1	1 Vote	Beal on Why He's the Real Mitt Romney
1	1 Vote	Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, You Say?
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Artificial Intelligence?
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: The Scrotum Handbag Porn
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Kid Hits Home Run With 33 Seconds of Angry Silence, Heavy Sigh
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Bad in 2009
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Has Reached Its Only Natural Conclusion
1	1 Vote	Here's a Local News Anchor
1	1 Vote	Revenge of the American Woman Killed
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Origins Will Have Every Spider-Man Ever
1	1 Vote	Bieber Coverage Proves That First-World Problems Are Resolved

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—	1 Vote	Girl Scouts to Offer Shelter to the Companion Cube
—	1 Vote	Flamboyant Dancers Parade Through the Baby
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Behind a "Fingerprint"
—	1 Vote	Name That Isn't Racist Slurs
—	1 Vote	NYC Fires Hundreds of Trees to Offset the CO2 From His Delaware Trip
—	1 Vote	Biden's Political Abuse of the Week's Best Tech Deals