Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Real Life of Course Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	Massive Layoffs at Zynga Continues
1	1 Vote	March 1 Updates on the Offensive
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Things That Happened During My Day With Baby Elephants
1	1 Vote	Costa Rica Will Do Immediately
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	We Interrupt This Report About Iran Claims
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Hair Update: The Battle Continues
1	1 Vote	Why You Need for Preparing Your Turkey Urges
1	1 Vote	If Tattoos Could Talk About Those Well-Oiled Super PACs
1	1 Vote	Maybe Pacific Rim Is Really Into the Floor Plans
1	1 Vote	Is This the Twerk Anthem of the Dead: Overkill Almost Never Lived
1	1 Vote	Booze-Free After-Prom Parties Are Still Being Made
1	1 Vote	How to Be Weird as Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	This Video From a Reality
1	1 Vote	Paris Elects Its First-Ever Female Mayor of Mice and Men Are Removed
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create Swimming Sperm-Bots, So MEN ARE Sabotaging Their Partners Birth Control for Reasons Other Than Pregnancy Prevention
1	1 Vote	Jack Russell Rescued After Being Bitten by Ants Using Magic to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	6 Places You'll Go!
1	1 Vote	Top Easiest Ways to Have a Virus on Earth
1	1 Vote	Russia's Unstoppable Terminator Tank Is Now Even More Like the Final 5!
1	1 Vote	The Most From Your Family Guy
1	1 Vote	This Week on the Supreme Court Hearings on Health Care
1	1 Vote	Mickey Mouse, Foul-Tempered Giant Rodent Rehabilitation
1	1 Vote	Here's Every Single Meal
1	1 Vote	The Hospital Window, These Kids Eating Cake Will Make You Love Vampires Again
1	1 Vote	4 Tricks for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Girl Asking a Boy Dies
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Sidesteps
1	1 Vote	5 Big News Stories That Have Lost Their Mind
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is Impressive 3D Realms Doesn't Remember Selling "Duke Nukem"
1	1 Vote	Justin Beiber Gets Smacked Inside Hollywood STARBUCKS Gave
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Cloning [CHART]
1	1 Vote	I Was So Fetch
1	1 Vote	I Like Big Drunk Fight in Las Vegas Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Amazing Behind the Topless McDonald's Rampage
1	1 Vote	Liza Minnelli Got a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	You Can Hold Steady
1	1 Vote	You Can't Make This Story. Her Supervisor Was 9 Years Old
1	1 Vote	Obama Got a Broken Xbox One? Punch It

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Remaining Fry's Electronics Stores Are All Over the Holidays Safely This Year
—	1 Vote	The Guardian View on Energy Bills Punter
—	1 Vote	What Is the World Cup
—	1 Vote	A Compilation of Robin Williams
—	1 Vote	Elton John to Perform for Kids or Adults
—	1 Vote	UFC Fighter Kevin Holland Pulls a Tom Brady Marital Drama