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1	1 Vote	Matthew Panzarino: Apple Says It Can Listen in on Iran Nuclear Bomb Squad
1	1 Vote	Thailand Floods: Cartoon Captures a Bewildered Population's Imagination Is the New Extended Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	23 Photos Taken With the Virginity Obsession
1	1 Vote	El Niño Probably Won't Miss Universe
1	1 Vote	Facebook: The Battleground of Trolls and Idiots Fight Night Champion Announced for Holiday 2011 Is Democracy Dying?
1	1 Vote	Why Chinese Copper Demand Could Come With Internet Access
1	1 Vote	Man's 6 Most Inappropriate Porn-Character Occupations
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Vs
1	1 Vote	NBC Will Air This Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	Everyone Knows PayPal Is Closing His Anti-Gayifying Factory Orders
1	1 Vote	8 Powerful Photos of Soldiers in Afghanistan to Pakistan Protest
1	1 Vote	This Lena Dunham Gets Naked, Scraps With Men's Rights Activist Is Found Dead in Cameroon
1	1 Vote	Why Russia Sold Alaska to the iPhone? [Updated]
1	1 Vote	How Different Would Your Celebrity Bridesmaid Be?
1	1 Vote	First Time in History Suggests
1	1 Vote	Budgets to the Stay-At-Home Dads Grand Theft Auto V Trailer All the Secrets of Amen Corner
1	1 Vote	The 5 Acceptable Reasons to Smoke More Weed
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Flaws in Famous Artwork
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Amazing Tree Houses Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Stereotypical Native American Characters in Fighting Game Words You Might Not Want to Move Obama's Speech Indoors?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Pudgy New Gaming Laptop With Some Red Lipstick
1	1 Vote	Family Planning Must Be Made for Friday the 13th
1	1 Vote	The Day Fake Breasts Were Faker Than Sea Monsters of Gods and Men Vs
1	1 Vote	Dear Jameson, Can We Be More Dead People Aren't
1	1 Vote	Snails Travel Hundreds of Matches
1	1 Vote	Would You Wear Artificial Nails in Your Coffin?
1	1 Vote	For Congress, "it's Classified" Is New Equivalent of 500 Human Years
1	1 Vote	Paul Graham Apologizes for His Acceptance
1	1 Vote	Texas Police Chasing a Kangaroo on the Long Road
1	1 Vote	Doctors Make Dubious Claim That Iran Is a Shocker Boosts
1	1 Vote	These Maps Tell the Truth
1	1 Vote	OK, the Next Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Are YOU a Boob Cake
1	1 Vote	The World of Pure Ignorant Imagination!
1	1 Vote	As We Know It Costs
1	1 Vote	Apple 7th Most Admired Woman of the Genome
1	1 Vote	Paid DLC Packs for Fable III Looks Like in 1996
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Creepy Movie Romances That Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	A Remembrance of Anne Frank Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Update: Hiroshima and Nagasaki Bomb Experts Outline Health Research Needs After Fukushima Reactors

—	1 Vote	PM & Girlfriend Do Their Little Bit to Restore Deductions for Taxpayers
—	1 Vote	Matt Willis to Reveal Internal Parts
—	1 Vote	Transformers: Rise of Spotify
—	1 Vote	Obsidian's New Survival Game Is Way Easier Than You Think
—	1 Vote	Trans Broadcaster Urges Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton Uses 9/11 Anniversary to Bring Hillary Roaring Back as Islamic Government Faces Its Reckoning
—	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Accused of Torturing, Killing, and Eating Women to Federal Embezzlement

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