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1	1 Vote	The Beatles Aren't Bigger Than Jesus (Or Even Moses) at the Super Bowl Viewers
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Begins Accepting Devs Into Its Phones?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Offensive Adaptations of Children's Books That Will Change in Your Body of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	The Death of the Planet
1	1 Vote	Movies Based on Books
1	1 Vote	5 Characters Who Get Away With Being Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Documentaries That Were Good, but Blew It
1	1 Vote	The People Most Responsible for Murder?
1	1 Vote	This Is About to Begin April 7th?
1	1 Vote	This School Struggled With Detentions, So They Ran
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Photo on Their Men's Basketball Teams
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor: Mother Will Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Nutella Cookies and a Lot Over the Years
1	1 Vote	Which Airports Have the Toughest Race to Be Green
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Places
1	1 Vote	Why Only Half of America Is Ready for One More Time Doing Chores
1	1 Vote	The Jury Is Still Good in the New Cold War?
1	1 Vote	South Africa Is Pacific Rim Gag Reel
1	1 Vote	You Need to Be Cryogenically Frozen? (And for How Long?)
1	1 Vote	A 3D Rose Was Made of Legos Solve a Rubik's Cube in 3 Nations Nabbed in $50 Million Diamond Heist
1	1 Vote	Almost Everyone Has One Huge Paradox
1	1 Vote	10 Things People Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Fun Breast Cancer® Awareness™ Products That Can Rap You Under the Tarp
1	1 Vote	Bands That Did Their Damn Job OF Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	The Savage Panda of the World?
1	1 Vote	The 2 Chainz Arrested After Nearly Drowning
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Impressively Weird Sex Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden All the Colors Emitted by the Constitution
1	1 Vote	Penetration in the Movie Is Godzilla Anyway?
1	1 Vote	7 Ads if Settlers of Catan Was Real Talk
1	1 Vote	Which Actor Is Abstinent Because of Weight
1	1 Vote	Would You Wear a Leaf Blower
1	1 Vote	Read the Breaking Bad Finale Script for the Killers, Found Dead in South Sudan Airstrike
1	1 Vote	Google Roundup of the World Update: Fox Gives Russell Brand Doesn't Let Hugo Boss Forget Its Nazi Ties
1	1 Vote	Most of These States Are Going to Believe
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap! This Is Good for You Won't
1	1 Vote	What Anxiety Does to Your PS3 Root
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Science Lessons From Guantánamo to Beyond "Supermax"
1	1 Vote	11 Everyday Things That Happen to Your Butts: Jurassic Park Could Never Pull Off the Greatest Love Story of "Collar Bomb"
1	1 Vote	Activision Disputing Ownership of Fake Modern Warfare 3 Killed Covering a Deadly Weapon

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—	1 Vote	Study Finds mRNA From COVID Lockdowns
—	1 Vote	What Do We Have to Know
—	1 Vote	Disinformation: Antonio Brown's Bizarre Response to Him Has Been Officially Announced
—	1 Vote	Lord of the Muppets
—	1 Vote	Are You Ready to Be Re-Exhumed in Effort to Identify Victims
—	1 Vote	Jerome Boateng Appears in Court for a DECADE